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Old 07-05-04, 08:30 PM   #1
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Funny reason 2 break up from a girl

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I havent had anything hilarious but...

1.)gf hated that I still watched porn while I was with her.
2.)not trying anal sex.
3.)for having stinky shit.

altho I didnt use these when breakin up with them it was the main force.....erm.......u got funny ones?

(im just tryin 2 make this forum more hedrosexual again..rumour has it...if u say or even read the word gay too much u turn gay )
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Old 07-05-04, 08:34 PM   #2
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i broke up with a girl once because she always scraped my dick with her teeth when she went down on me. ahhhhhhh.
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Old 07-05-04, 08:35 PM   #3
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ergh and ow....was she goofy?
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Old 07-05-04, 08:36 PM   #4
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^^^^^^^^rofl
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Old 07-05-04, 08:38 PM   #5
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not really goofy, well to think of it she was extremely loud in bed. i mean like annoying loud. i mean everyone thinks you want a girl like that in bed, but really thats annoying when you gotta put a pillow over her mouth.
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Old 07-05-04, 08:39 PM   #6
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haha.....thats why doggie.....face in the pillow is always best...

I also dumped a chick coz she had a slight weight prob.....nuttin serious
































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Old 07-05-04, 08:40 PM   #7
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^as u can probably tell by my absence from that picture.....i hated cowgirl
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Old 07-05-04, 08:40 PM   #8
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WOW
Thats a big bitch.
I broke up with a girl because she said Chingy was her favorite rapper.
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Old 07-05-04, 08:41 PM   #9
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i thought she was riding you and you were in the bed somewhere. ha ha.
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Old 07-05-04, 08:42 PM   #10
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Rrrrrrrrooooooooooofffffffffffffflllllllllll!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-05-04, 08:46 PM   #11
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damn...i really was rollin on the floor laughing at that pic and vango's reply

funny shit.......LMAO
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Old 07-05-04, 08:51 PM   #12
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haha.....thats why doggie.....face in the pillow is always best...

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That is fuckin' disgussin.
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Old 07-06-04, 12:42 AM   #13
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i just tell her my dick is ellergic to her, serious medical shit
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Old 07-06-04, 01:14 AM   #14
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Why do you have a girlfriend in the 1st place?
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