yo........ im bored so im startin a competition in which you drop a verse but TRY to make it wack........dont make it too long (past 20 lines) at the end......ill take the best...and post em ina thread and see whose was the wackest...........but your verse has to rhymes ya know.....no bullshit.....just make it lyrically incomprehensible....

The farm had a cow that went moo
It was old so it ate an old shoe
Then afterwards the donkey took a big poo
As I watched drinking mountain Dew
The kat ate the burrito from mexico
while i ate a oil pan form texico
Hardcore gangsta shit is gangsta
The popes my gansgta idol, beware wanksta
Nas went to get a full body tan
But he got sunburned and shot a fan
Then he boiled her butter in a pan
then cooked up a bunch of Queenz Hams

preach or....

Snoop Doggy Dog
Sat on a log
He started to grog
and Kissed a gay frog
He pooped alot
THen 50 got shot
9 times
took one to the head
now he forgot how to rhyme



preety whack.....errrr dope.......lol its hard makin whack ryhmes like this.....

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