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Old 08-23-05, 11:56 AM   #1
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about 3days ago i went to Swiss with my parents,my bf and my my girls to see a nu joint we wanna buy...
after hours of walkin here and there we all wanted to urinatebut we cudnt find a public toilet...after about 30mins we finally got to release and we asked my step-dad if he was gonna piss too..he said no that he's a strong man he can hold it...

on our steppin out we found him standin at the back of a tree with his ass tight...nd we all went wdf if he doing...to our surprise when he was walkin towards us his pants were wet....god he urinated on his pants...and it was a bigass disgrace cos there were tons of peeps on the street plus my bf and my friends plus me were there...the muh'fucker wasnt even ashamed...he wasnt even wise enuff to take off his suit to cover the shit up...damn and peeps were lookin at us like why cant they tell him somn' is wrong...lol and some kids kept on pointing at him...damn my mum was so shy to admit that was/is her husband...

has it eva happened to any of y'all?..to piss in ur pants?

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Old 08-23-05, 11:58 AM   #2
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Lol no, I know my limits.
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Old 08-23-05, 11:59 AM   #3
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LOL @ ''after about 30 minutes we got to RELEASE'' haha....and your father pissed his pants? what the hell? LOL....cant say i have ever pissed my pants, I'l just ''release'' myself where ever is neccessary if i have too.
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Old 08-23-05, 11:59 AM   #4
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hahahahahahahaha

that reallly brightened up my day...

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Old 08-23-05, 12:02 PM   #5
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lol...he's about 60...but he's still healthy enuff to know how to piss....lmfao prolly he was shy to pull out his stuff cos of the size?
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Old 08-23-05, 12:03 PM   #6
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lmfao...I Thought you was gona say he was taking a shit....

Never pissed my pants...Well...I almost did when i read this...werd
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LOL Maybe, but why the fuck would he be concerned what his daughter thinks of his dick?! lol
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Old 08-23-05, 12:05 PM   #8
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LOL Maybe, but why the fuck would he be concerned what his daughter thinks of his dick?! lol

nice question...maybe not me but my friends..
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Old 08-23-05, 12:16 PM   #9
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well damn, I wouldn't wanna "whip out" in front of my kid or their riends if I had a penis, that's just awkward as all get out, hahaa...

but OMG, ROFLMAO @ "release ourselves" hahahaaa...

wow, that's GOTTA be the funniest thing I've red today, lmao...
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Old 08-23-05, 12:24 PM   #10
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meh, this thread isnt as funny as ppl are leading it on to be... i did piss myself one time wen i was a kid, i was in the after school "sacc" program, i drank like 4 of these fruit drinks, n went outside chillin w/ my friends on tha monkey bars, n then it hit me... i went inside to use the bathroom, n got to tha urinal but didnt whip it out fast enuf, i pissed in my "whitey titeys" lol funny thing is i just went to tha faucet n poured watter all over myself n told tha teacher that "that faucet was actin crazy, i went to wash my hands n it started sprayin everywhere n soaked me!" lol, my mom had to come bring me a new pair of clothes hahaha.... good times... good times...
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that was aload of piss
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Old 08-23-05, 12:28 PM   #12
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meh, this thread isnt as funny as ppl are leading it on to be... i did piss myself one time wen i was a kid, i was in the after school "sacc" program, i drank like 4 of these fruit drinks, n went outside chillin w/ my friends on tha monkey bars, n then it hit me... i went inside to use the bathroom, n got to tha urinal but didnt whip it out fast enuf, i pissed in my "whitey titeys" lol funny thing is i just went to tha faucet n poured watter all over myself n told tha teacher that "that faucet was actin crazy, i went to wash my hands n it started sprayin everywhere n soaked me!" lol, my mom had to come bring me a new pair of clothes hahaha.... good times... good times...



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Old 08-23-05, 12:35 PM   #13
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ROFL @ the omen...nyce play off...

reminds me of the scene from "Billy Madison" when the kid pees on himself and Adam Sandler put water on the front of his pants and made it "cool" for everyone to do it so the kid wouldn't feel embarassed lol...
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Old 08-23-05, 12:36 PM   #14
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The fuck?

I never really saw holding shit or piss in as being a show of my man hood.. If I needa go, I'll just fucken go..
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Old 08-23-05, 12:42 PM   #15
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nice yeah but ur in a city u just go piss up the highstreet?
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