ME = Normal
MENTALZ = Bold(and homosexual)

Kool Col-b hates us mon-keys,
'cuz we're jun-kies,
cause we're fun-ky.

He tried to rape a bun-ny,
and thought it was fun-ny,
and turned its skin to mon-ey.

This is when I saw her, paid her a dollar, tried to make her holler.
I called her, I balled her, I even took her leg and gnawed her.
I don't know what's the big deal, it's just a fucking kid's meal,
so go pop some pills, we're monkeys and that shit's real.


Kool Col-B once tied his scrotum to a totem
Did a back flip and snapped it off in controled sums
Unfold the drums, as his sachel runs for the noose
As his uncle's vagina is screaming 'IM TOO LOOSE'

CHORUS:

[Kool Col-B's uncle has a penis, what?
A penis.
So we can go to venus,
and hope she doesn't stick it up my YEAH
Stick it up my YEAH.
Stick it up my YEAH.
Stick it up my...(fat jiggly ass)] x 2

One day, swinging from limb to limb (lightpost, really)
I noticed a pimp strutting with his right toes flaring red
He said 'I'm the Abominable Monk of the Stars' so we meddled
Moving on to the Back of Col-b's uncles thong, we settle

From the kitchen to the table to the back of his gumbo lips of fable
We attacked like PACK RATS and enhaled his stale ass breath
Of late, our hunger has been growing, knowing very soon it'd be showing
So we jumped down the fridge and watched as his uncle birthed kids

The bitch is in the fridge, eating away with all her courage,
with our razorsharp ears we heard it, all the fuckin' nerdage.
We're merkin' on stage, two monkeys with our tails wagging,
braggin' in our yellow jackets because giraffes are faggots...
and bagging and lagging behind until we find our lost treasure,
beyond measure, the newspaper header reads

"KOOL'S UNCLE MARRIED ROSIE O'DONELL AND BED HER'.

(AND BY THE WAY MOTHER HEN, FOO
EVERYONE KNOWS HE LIKES MEN TOO.
AND WE KNOW HE LIKES GAY SEX TOO,
BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE GAY.)

We walked on stage one day, show Kool Col-B's uncle play
the harp and say,
"Jesus Christ,
vegetarian's are gay."

CHORUS:

[Kool Col-B's uncle has a penis, what?
A penis.
So we can go to venus,
and hope she doesn't stick it up my YEAH
Stick it up my YEAH.
Stick it up my YEAH.
Stick it up my...(fat jiggly ass)] x 2


- GUITAR SOLO. -

WhritNs: im about to shit the statue of liberty out my asshole
WhritNs: you're gona have to finish this master piece on your own

He's taking a monster shit.
(and by the way,
he has zits.)

THE END.

lmao.........why???

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He made me I was just trying to say 'why, Hullo robotic waffle'

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WHAT THE FUCK? Mentalz pressured me to do it.

lmmao u crazy hades got the nerve to come on my member mugshot page talking shit when in true reality u the fucking faggot man this shit was garbage but send it 2 elton john or ru paul n i guarentee u get play u fuckin homo ass bitch ass"silly faggot dicks are 4 chicks"mentally confused sexually deprived closet freak.......this shit was like a sick n twisted barney theme song...u fucking funny alrite...funny looking funny acting funny fruitloop.......save the music 4 real mc's quit wasting rv's time wit ur gay jokes n gay songs
n use ur gay pick up lines at gay bar u fucking homo ^^^^that shit above is a disgrace 2 hip-hop music just face it crazy hades not every man in the world got broken wrist...anotha line from a movie brought 2 u by me....."if 10 men came in a cup u'd probaly drink it"-exzibit(8 mile)man fuck this herb....: ........stick your thumb up ur ass n spin around n jus tell the world ur daddy pressured u 2 do it

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Wow allik, let's see...IT'S A FUCKING JOKE, kinda like you. I'm a two time open mic hall of famer, this is me and Mentalz messing around. A topic like 'Monkeys Hate Kool Col-B's Uncle FREESTYLE' will obviously mean that I tried my hardest to think up my topic and do it. You're pretty fucking retarded, allik.

no correction your the fucking retard asshole because you the bitch posting this faggot ass shit on here...shit wasting space and the only fucking person who is a joke is you you cowardly bitch read my reply to in that bitches member mugshot thread bitch peace

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It's going to be you saying the same old retarded insult over and over again. You can't even try to say anything about my skill when you haven't even shown shit on this site. Maybe if you could write as good as I can when I try, you can start talking, you fucking idiot.

Yeah You Fucking Illiterate Insult 2 Hip-hop Check It And Tell Me If You Really Can Fit In My Shoes And Still Think Your Better Than Me Because Of Some Dumb Ass Rewards/awards

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lmao
rofl
hahahaha.

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...Okay...how the fuck are you calling me illiterate? Do you know the definition of the word?

And I'm saying I'm better than you because I can beat you easily at topical, though you'd probably win at text.

Definition of illiterate:

il·lit·er·ate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-ltr-t)
adj.

Unable to read and write.
Having little or no formal education.

Uhm...I can read what you're saying and I'm typing back...and I have a formal education...so...yeah, what in the fuck are you talking about?

im talkin about ok this the las one but i gotta go there cuz blunt'ed went first drop 2 links hoe or thread will b closed....lol i kno the meaning trust me my fiance gets annoyed by me cuz im a walking dictionary literally
peace have fun making more joked out homo songs n w/e else u plan on doin in life n stop wasting my time wit needless/pointless net beefing

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You started the beef you fucking idiot.

It's ok, alot of people in this world are out smarted by random rocks on the ground.

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