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01-07-06, 11:00 PM | #1 | |||
Skadoosh!
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I'm A Chicken, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
IP: 8D50 76CC
Lol, I was bored at the time and eating a chicken sandwich...
....next thing ya know I was keying lines and this is the end product. Check it, my life is the same shit, it ain’t good lookin’.. ..its just hours of the same old fuckin’ kluck-kluck-kluckin’ Orphaned and shit already, mom’s feathers have been plucked.. ..and dad got his neck snapped, so he’s completely fucked But I ain’t no chump, and farmer man can rile me up a bit.. ..and he can put me on that post, I ain’t cock-a-doodlin’ shit Straight from my pen, I don’t come pussy like a sucker.. ..even when I was an egg, I was hard-boiled motherfucker Don’t need to front, ain’t no way I’ll end up dead.. ..bring all the cleavers ya want, you ain’t takin’ my fuckin’ head I’ll smash any who wants it, make them fuckers bleed.. ..and tell that farmer fool, fetch me my god damn chicken feed Ya don’t wanna get me pissed, nor chase me round real fast.. ..and bring that pitchfork near me, I’ll jam it up your ass I run the coop around here..farmer don’t test me right.. ..he knows, ya fuck with me, I’ll cock-a-doodle all night See him starin’ at me, come tryin’ to take my girls eggs.. ..he ain’t gettin’ shit, I’ll fuckin’ chicken peck his legs I see his woman crazy at him, always throwin’ fits.. ..hell she can come at me to, I’m more than happy to peck her tits That’s how I roll up in here, it’s all about survival.. ..and when farmer tries shit, I just give him the hairy eyeball But he gone keep on comin’ cuz he’s out to get me.. ..if only I had hands bitch, I’d snap your fuckin’ neck G Ya bitch ass wants to walk by, ya best not throw a look my way.. ..cuz you ain’t servin’ me for Christmas, or any other holiday I may walk on spindly legs, my head may have a twitch.. ..but you come at me sideways, I’ll peck ya eyes out bitch!! === LINKS === http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=216695 http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=218998 |
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01-08-06, 12:32 AM | #2 | |||||
in your system
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IP: 9E2F CDE8
lmlo @ the chicken being gangsta....pecking tits and doodling cocks, roflfllflf, this was illy...and i'm most DEFINATELY not messing with another chickin in my lifetime
good read, cheered me up
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01-08-06, 04:25 AM | #3 | ||||
Bann The Deed NOT The Breed
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IP: BF56 CF93
lmao this was actually pretty damn tight
even when i was an egg i was a hard boiled motherfucker dope shit lol props on this cool vocab wordplay u took the dumbest topic and made ti dope props
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01-08-06, 12:50 PM | #4 | ||||
Middle Weight
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IP: B156 27FB
Lmao
Yo this was some funny shit, I thought WTF when I read the topic name...but you did a good job here, great creativity, wittiness and it was all cleverly done and put together... '..even when I was an egg, I was hard-boiled motherfucker' Structure was good too, it flowed well....was worth the read man Look out for my written called The Meaning of Death... Peace |
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01-11-06, 07:01 PM | #5 | ||||
Bann The Deed NOT The Breed
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IP: 8752 F263
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump dont sleep i will rtf
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01-24-06, 11:57 AM | #6 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: BC34 84D0
word, this should be like OM of January and shit....LMFAO!!!
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01-24-06, 12:14 PM | #7 | |||
1926
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IP: 0825 899A
Lol *Shakes Head*
You and Flow Intell... You guys think of the wierdest shit to write about. But oddly enough there's always lyrical talent still hidden in the piece undernieth the obserd topics. Lol good job man... Fucking weirdo. |
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01-25-06, 10:53 AM | #8 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: BC34 84D0
Yeah, we'll leave the in-depth emotional pieces to you and Mentz....
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01-25-06, 11:34 AM | #9 | ||||
-da prophit-
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IP: CF86 0039
dude that was fucking killer, never thought u could rap bout a OGC (origanal gangster chicken), rofl. that was fucking awsome. i loved it. u should make one with some other farm animal.i truly loved it.
check out my newest please and drop a line its called "lonely at night" nice shit, keep it up, for real. S to the Z |
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02-05-06, 10:51 AM | #10 | |||||||
New to RV
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IP: EAB0 D6BA
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LOL Thats dead funny man, but you repeated yourself alot with the I's..
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