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Old 01-15-06, 06:25 PM   #1
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Oh boy...

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So, I'm writing a book on how all women are crazy, its called All Women Are Crazy. But anyway, I just want you guys to post some things all men should know about women/life lessons/bullshit.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:27 PM   #2
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wen a girl says ur funny........ that means she doesnt like u
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Old 01-15-06, 06:27 PM   #3
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Our chapters are cool. We got names like Vagina Voodoo, 'I'll Ruin Your Life,' and That Bitch Is CRAZY.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:28 PM   #4
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Women have vaginas. Vagina = Good. Good = Not bad. The End. A Prologue by Darryl Ramsey.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:31 PM   #5
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If a girl makes you drive 2 1/2 hours to see her... and then she has a boyfriend the next day... obviously you didn't fuck her hard enough.
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^dude it's poetic, what did you expect? He believed his ex still loved him after cheating on him with 9 guys and 1 girl.

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Old 01-15-06, 06:34 PM   #6
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if a girl says she doesnt like u.... that means she likes u
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Old 01-15-06, 06:41 PM   #7
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Pretty creative title.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:41 PM   #8
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At your peak of happiness, a woman will stroll along and ruin it. Shit, maybe even the same woman that’s bringing an end to your happiness will be the same person who brought you that happiness in the first place. Getting attached is the most harmful thing to happen to a person. As much as women think guys are pigs, in reality it’s the opposite. Women do not care if they make you happy or if they don’t, their world revolves around themselves. They thrive only to fuel their happiness. And that is word.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:42 PM   #9
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Also, the female body... when used properly is the equavilent to a weapon of mass destruction.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:42 PM   #10
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A girl will always outline the shit she wants in a guy, especially on myspace, but if you're actually like that, you're too nice to be a boyfriend.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:43 PM   #11
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When a girl says "no I'm not ready". You have to rape her.
When a girl says anything don't believe her, because eve
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Old 01-15-06, 06:43 PM   #12
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A girl will always outline the shit she wants in a guy, especially on myspace, but if you're actually like that, you're too nice to be a boyfriend.


Rofl word. They don't want what they want.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:45 PM   #13
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Is this being published? or just, taken to kinkos and making copies.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:46 PM   #14
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A girl will always outline the shit she wants in a guy, especially on myspace, but if you're actually like that, you're too nice to be a boyfriend.


Amen to that. They want the perfect guy but when they get him He's "too nice" and theyt run to the asshole who beats tehir ass them comes crawlin back. That's when you say 'Fuck nice.' adn stomp her face.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:46 PM   #15
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Tell them what they want to hear... If they say "I love you," then you say "I love you too." If a woman says "I love you" and you say "You're cool," next time you leave the house you'll come back left with only an oven mit, 3 spoons and a butter knife... True story.
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