umm...1st of all, let me just say that online dating is becoming increasingly popular. And, being gay, that makes the prospect of meeting someone all the simpler, especially if you don't want to do the gay clubs/bars/etc.

Neway...to make a long story short...This guy named Derrick send me a message on Blackplanet sayin he wanted to holla at me or w/e. So, I checked his page out and dude had a picture on there looking like Michael Jai White, all buff n shit. Naturally, I was interested and after a few days of talking back and forth, we agreed to meet at the bowling alley not far from where we both live.

Well, when I saw dude up close and personal, I felt like I was in a BAD, BAAAAAAAAAAD episode of Seinfeld. Dude not only looked NOTHING, NOTHING like his picture, but he looked like a completely different person altogether. He was far from buff. And, he looked like he was 15 years older.

I was like, "Yo, I need to run to the bathroom real quick."


*Wonders if he's still looking for me*

FUCK DAT man...I don't even feel bad cuz he should have been honest about his age/appearance.

I shaved and got on the fresh gear...Nikes all white and clean...Lacoste shirt...fresh jeans

FUCK



P.S. For the immature, limited minded, uneducated, closeted, dumb founded, assholes who plan to come in here and show how STUPID you are by saying dumb shit:
SUCK MY DICK
KISS MY ASS
and lick the shit out my rectum.



Have a nice day.

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