Yep. Today was one of those days, man. I awoke in the basement with puke stains on my shirt and no idea what the fuck happend last night. So this morning, I made a few calls, and here is what I've found out so far.


I was at this party, and I drank 3/4's of a handle of some popov by myself. Then I passed out in the back room where I was then carried out of by some friends while I was still out. I was then laid on the couch. I awoke to several people crowded around me, and I apparently forgot where I was at. I then told this drunk bitch how horny I was, and we went in the back room together and did the grown up. I now realize that she's not as sexy as she appeared to be last night, which is kind of a bummer. I was also told that during the party while I was drunk, I started screaming that I couldn't feel my face, and I started punching myself in the face. Later, I broke the ping pong table when I fell on top of it, and then i started doing somersaults.

Then when we were leaving the party, I walked out of the house in my socks (everything is covered in ice and snow and it was -5 outside) and I went up to the car to get in, except it wasn't our car. Then I went back to get my shoes and slipped on the ice and fell on my ass, where I laid laughing for a good 5 minutes.

I DONT REMEMBER A GODDAMN THING! Shit's crazy, son.

I still have some more calls to make...

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lol you had your beer goggles on last night as far as that chick's concerned lool

no matter it happens to the best of us

LMAO.....dude, I gotta hang out with you one night man. You got the best stories

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You already know

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I gotta divorce my wife first though cause hanging with you would probably get me divorced anyway and I don't want to have much to worry about....lol

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I dropped acid last night and didnt sleep..

Sick one.....

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RIP jono, peace out bboy.
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I love acid......haven't done it in a minute though

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sounds like you had fun without actually experiencing it. haha

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