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06-24-03, 03:16 PM | #1 | |||||||
BANNED For Being A Dick
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Couch Potatoe
IP: 947A 2011
...sittin' on the couch with no where for me to go, it's rainin' outside, plus the temperatures 20 below//
Most people have went to sleep but me i prefer to flow, but first saddle up for the trail and enhale the white snow// I got the house to myself for a week and no parents,so no worries about finding the cocaine rocks, plus i'm swearing// Eatin' Domino's pizza off my mom's fine china, watchin' pornos every night am i a pervert, well, kinda// I can't help it, i'm feelin' restless, watchin' the music awards to see J.LOPEZ's revealing dress again// I think i see a nipple,oh damn effects of cocaine, got me bored and horny watchin' reruns of THE SOUL TRAIN// The whole house is in shambles and outside it's still pourin', my pupil's are dilated as i hear the storm roaring// The phone rings and it almost gave me a cardiac arrest, you couldn't believe what i heard it put goosebumps on the back of my flesh// I said "Hello" and the cat responds, "I'm watchin' you Pal,i got two maschetti's with your name on em' you know it's too late"// So i put down the phone and i run to the window quick, i don't know why,in most movies folks die for doin' that shit// But me i'm highly sedated and can't even walk straight,my talk is slurred runnin' from a killer not far away// Out of anxiety and fear i locked all of the doors 'i think',then i sat down in my kitchen to chill wit a quick drink// Sayin' to myself, this ain't happenin' this caine got my brain' breached, not knowing i poured CLOROX bleach in my glass of plain tea// Took a drink and could'nt speak the bleach was eatin' my vocals, tried to scream but then some cat had put a blade to my throat bone// "Remember me?" the voice said as he punctured my throat much harder, my heart had stopped and i didn't have the voice to scream louder// By the time i recognized he slit my throat and i start convulsin', effects of the bleach, cocaine and the fact my throat's cut open// I looked up, and the cat was the kid who delivered the pizza, said this was for the fact that i paid with a platinum VISA// So my advice to you rap cats to keep misery from deployin', next time you pay cash or charge for pizza, tip the delivery boy some....one. |
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06-25-03, 12:04 AM | #2 | |||||||
BANNED For Being A Dick
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IP: E267 1347
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Why sleep it does you know good |
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