a mate is your friend, if its written its penned, okay?/
if you had sex, you shagged someone or you got your end away/
running game on a girl means you chatting her up/
also called getting into her, instigating's a stir up/
a successful lie is a blag, a long toke is a drag/
if a girl shags a lot of men that makes her a slag/
if a guy is minted, that means he loves to flash bucks/
and if you got buggered that means you got your ass fucked/
sound, sorted and wicked all mean cool/
a man who's a fuckwit or fucktard is a fool/
a bloke is a man, a close one is your la/
if the topic is closed, you got kicked out, you're barred/
hammered, battered or wasted just mean drunk/
chonged or mashed means stoned, a scally's a young punk/
cocaine is charlie, an x-pill is an e/
grass, hash, dope and smoke all mean weed/
a mate moving on your ex without permission is sharkin'/
making and smoking a joint up is skinning and sparkin'/
i know you love the way i'm freaking it/
i talk with slang and ima never stop speaking it/

i figured this would be a cool idea for a re-vamp piece. yes this is a modeified version of big l's ebonics and the last 2 lines were lifted off the song. just paying the man some respect is all.

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