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03-04-09, 03:46 AM
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OMFG OWNED (fmylife.com entry)
IP: F540 07B2
"Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" Fuck My Life"
ahahahahaha www.fmylife.com great for passing time
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03-04-09, 04:03 AM
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Jack The Ripper
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IP: F540 07B2
"Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML"
ahahahahahahah
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03-04-09, 04:06 AM
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Jack The Ripper
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IP: F540 07B2
"Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML"
"Today, I called my boyfriend on the phone to tell him I had the worst day. He told me to come over so he could "make me feel better". I replied that I just wanted to cuddle, surprised by his sincerity. He then asked me "Can I cuddle... with my dick in you?" FML" ahahahah YESSSSSSSSSS
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03-04-09, 04:08 AM
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Jack The Ripper
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IP: F540 07B2
"Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML"
LMFAO CLASSIC
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03-04-09, 11:41 AM
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In ya area.
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IP: 209F A21F
This is great, good lookin'.
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03-04-09, 11:57 AM
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Skadoosh!
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IP: 2BA6 1F0F
rofl @ that STD one.
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03-04-09, 12:09 PM
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-Certified Dope-
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IP: 1D46 E5F5
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML
ahah at that one. |
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03-04-09, 12:56 PM
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inFAMOUS
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IP: F560 1A0B
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
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03-04-09, 12:58 PM
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Skadoosh!
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IP: 2BA6 1F0F
Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ends the conversation with "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "Thats great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML
you shudn't really laugh at that, but... AHAHAHAHAHA!!
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03-04-09, 01:03 PM
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text.even geico can do it
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IP: 3AE9 A7D5
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML
oh nooooo lol |
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03-04-09, 01:30 PM
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IP: 38FB 4D9D
new fav website..lmao
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03-04-09, 02:16 PM
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WhoAreYou?
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IP: A181 D033
LOL good shit good shit
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03-04-09, 04:14 PM
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FuxJustAWord
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IP: 04C7 1AC3
JTR why are u checkin out all the old ones hah
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03-04-09, 04:20 PM
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I see dumb people
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IP: 161A F505
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
^lmao niceee
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