there're more vagina AKAs than the Wu Tang clan
beaver, flesh cavern, happy flappy, poontang, clam
fuck hole, dick warmer, cockpit, sperm sucker
rattlesnake canyon, love rug, black hole of Calcutta
whisker biscuit, crotch waffle, the names get iller
Cupid's cupboard, rooster jaws, Brazillian catepillar
pink circle, fun hatch, orgasm spasm chasm
fetus window, lip jeans, beetle hood, the Death of Adam
vacuum vulva, door of life, aint nuthin but the P thing
pink turtleneck, clamarama, calamari cockring
cookie, wookie, bird's nest, tuna town, Country pie
muff and stuff, wizard's sleeve, clit slit, the Great Divide
brakepads, slurpy, mule nose, chia hole, the black oak
scrambled eggs between the legs, where uncle's doodle goes
meat massager, baby oven, Johnson roaster
spunk pot, kitty kat, mud flaps, cock holster
the Holiest of Holies, conch shell, the DNA dumpster
the Twatlantic Ocean, the Red Sea, the Yo Yo Smuggler
sugar basin, sweet briar, catcher's mitt, the money maker
serpent's resting place, front bottom, her asshole's neighbor
hairy doughnut, hungry minge, dog's mouth, bone hider
Arby's roast beef, fur burger, cheery cherry, peter piper
toolshed, sausage wallet, stink pink, Altar of Love
rosebud, curly curtains, lotus, Wilt Chamberlain's daily glove
slice of heaven, tongue depressor, the cum dump
fuzzy wuzzy, man in the boat, wagon ruts, buffalo gums
snail tracker, Furby, and Melvin, bet u never heard of this
fishhamjig, the Re-vulva, the crave cave, furry furnace
bitter & twisted, ground zero, penalty box, dinner roll
breakfast for champions, snake charmer, the grassy knoll
meat crease, left-over Bologna, folded pancake
Camarillo brillo, queef quarters, the helmet hide-away
velcro love triangle, welly top, fruit cup, nappy dugout
wet mark, field of dreams, knish, Mouth of the South
Lucy, little Debbie, saloon doors, yoni, big Sally
temporary lodgings, the Wombsday Book, licking valley
python syphon, the condo downstate, salami garage
head catcher, bush tucker, lap flounder, the toothless blow job
mommy parts, the shrine, bitch ditch, the pump protector
vertical smile, stench trench, gauntlet, the bone collector
the vegetarian's temptation, flesh tuxedo, wonder bread
Mound of Venus, the welcome opponent, miracle spread
stop-n-pop, tampon tunnel, man's ruin, goodie basket
Erie Canal, Killa Clam, the jizz-recepticle, pole magnet
Hairy Potter, pooswaa, the ever-lasting cum stopper
temperamental ring piece, bunny tuft, Davey Jones locker
axe gash, hatchet wound, chin-chin, slippery slide
dick dungeon, cock curator, wet seal, spitball bull's eye
piss fenders, fat rabbit, skin canoe, deer hoof
furry 8-ball rack, home plate, silk igloo, ninja boot
tickled pink, launch pad, yeast pocket, the mystic scroll
close encounter with the turd kind, the legendary fold
hot tamaki walk, big montana, dildo's lounge
wand waxer, tomahawk chop, round mound of beehound
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, one-eyed worm hole
red river gorge, the promised land, peters bungalow
cyclops' trail, midnight dip, Man's doom and savior
depository, Richard's house, Republic of Labia
when it comes to this type of shit i aint no fuckin rookie
u wanna know what's next? go and read a fortune cookie

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