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06-12-06, 05:53 AM | #1 | ||||
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Stupid Things People Have Actually Said In Court
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People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old is your son - the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? Q: Did he kill you? Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? Q: How many times have you committed suicide? Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: I went to Europe, sir. Q: And you took your new wife? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. A couple of things made me laugh...worth checking out I suppose. |
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06-12-06, 08:40 AM | #2 | ||||
The Saviour
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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. lmao. This was cool. |
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06-12-06, 09:00 AM | #3 | |||||||
Bangs like bikini attol
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Lmao.. Dope thread......
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06-12-06, 09:06 AM | #4 | |||||||
I'm Talented.Period.
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lol
I'll keep these in mind. 1 |
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06-12-06, 09:14 AM | #5 | |||||||
Better THAN You!
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. ^ reminds me of something a few smartasses here would say..lol
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06-12-06, 06:55 PM | #6 | |||||
Hell yeah
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lmfao at that one |
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06-12-06, 07:01 PM | #7 | ||||
Moderator
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Lmao @ these.
What site did you get these from? I thought all of these funny. |
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06-12-06, 07:16 PM | #8 | ||||||
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lllmmmmaooo.............
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06-12-06, 07:29 PM | #9 | ||||
FuxJustAWord
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so many fuckin owned lawyers......... hahah
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