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Old 01-01-04, 09:27 PM   #1
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Why Arent UK comedians Funny?

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All the shit i heard sucked..... and they all seem to love it.. maybe im missing something.. post some uk jokes or sumtin. im not saying "UK PEOPLE" im just saying UK COMEDIANS. NOT ALL AMERCIAN COMEDIANS ARE FUNNY. like bob saget.

I have never heard one funny UK comedian tho. so just post some jokes or some funny UK comedians for me to check out.
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Old 01-01-04, 09:30 PM   #2
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Shit, White folks, now UK Comedian's.



You must hate tha world for somethin'


(Oh, not blacks though)




A. Give it a rest



B. I've heard UK one that are funny as hell, whatch "Who's line is it anyway?" Back when it was in tha UK. (on Comedy Central)
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Old 01-01-04, 09:31 PM   #3
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Old 01-01-04, 09:34 PM   #4
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owned


david brent,
peter kay,
thats all you need
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Old 01-01-04, 09:34 PM   #5
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First off, you cant (Can you?)



Second off, dont worry about me.
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Old 01-01-04, 09:35 PM   #6
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PM an admin

And just change your name

Its for your own good
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Old 01-01-04, 09:35 PM   #8
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First off, you cant (Can you?)



Second off, dont worry about me.


damnit you Fag infest.. you ruin someone elses thread. you just joined 3 days ago. and your name is lil pac. just .
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Old 01-01-04, 09:36 PM   #9
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second time owned,

what UK comedians y'all heard of???
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Dont know about funny, but UK has some of my favorite Boxers. When I lived over there, they were pretty good.
and professional wise, Gatti is crazy as hell...
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A drunk staggers into a church and sits down in a confessional and says nothing. The priest coughs, still nothing; then the priest knocks on the wall 3 times to get his attention. The drunk finally speaks up saying, "No use knocking mate, there's no paper in this one either."

^peter kay. nice try. but what the fuck

I went to a girls hockey match recently and the teams were named "Skirts" and "Knickers", I stood on the side shouting, "Up with the "Skirts", down with the "Knickers".

^ok that was just pathetic

Two men walk into a bar - One of the men finds a mirror on the floor, looks into it and says to his friend. "I recognise him from somewhere". His friends takes the mirror out of his hands and says, "That's me you idiot."

^that one got a giggle out of me
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A drunk staggers into a church and sits down in a confessional and says nothing. The priest coughs, still nothing; then the priest knocks on the wall 3 times to get his attention. The drunk finally speaks up saying, "No use knocking mate, there's no paper in this one either."

^peter kay. nice try. but what the fuck

I went to a girls hockey match recently and the teams were named "Skirts" and "Knickers", I stood on the side shouting, "Up with the "Skirts", down with the "Knickers".

^ok that was just pathetic

Two men walk into a bar - One of the men finds a mirror on the floor, looks into it and says to his friend. "I recognise him from somewhere". His friends takes the mirror out of his hands and says, "That's me you idiot."

^that one got a giggle out of me


watch his video...
U.S peeps wont get a lotta the jokes in peter kay
Your humour isnt expanded enuf..you have to have
aspects of dry wit and shit..


to High Class-Gatti is aight..but Ricky Hatton is Ill
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watch his video...
U.S peeps wont get a lotta the jokes in peter kay
Your humour isnt expanded enuf..you have to have
aspects of dry wit and shit..


if its not fuunny its not funny...... what isnt there to understand? i got every joke i read from him.. just isnt funny
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its not jus jokes he does tho..
he says comparisons n sayings/traditions
that all english families do.....
he imitates them perfectly tho...
thats why he's so funny......
its jus stupid little thangs he does....
but coz we dont notice we do them
unytill he points it out
its funny as hell
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Been done before. Difference in tastes of humour. And you wont see as much UK comedy over in America as you will in Britain. So it could be something to do with luck of selection or something.

And there's one guy who is seen worldwide as one of the best of all time. At least at the moment anyway. Billy Connelly. He's Scottish. But hey, it all fits in with English/UK comedy.
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