I havent had anything hilarious but...

1.)gf hated that I still watched porn while I was with her.
2.)not trying anal sex.
3.)for having stinky shit.

altho I didnt use these when breakin up with them it was the main force.....erm.......u got funny ones?

(im just tryin 2 make this forum more hedrosexual again..rumour has it...if u say or even read the word gay too much u turn gay )