One day there was this old guy outside working in his yard and this blonde walks out of her house looking real mad. She looks in her mailbox and there is nothing in it so she slams it shut and goes back inside. She comes out a second time and there was nothing in there so she slams it shut again. So the old man walks up to her house and knocks on the door and she answers and he says \"miss, are you ok\". She replied \"yes, but my stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail\".

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