I seen a loooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttt of crazy shit but the craziest was a guy who INSISTED he could do 5 grams of coke in 5 seconds. I told him flat out "bro, you're making a REAL bad decision, and I'm not gonna stick around for the results" and started to walk out. He was laid flat on his back before I even left the building. I heard they caled the ambulance and he went and got detoxed, but damn son, that was just down right STUPID!!


He only got down around 2 from what I hear anyway. 2g's in that short a time is fuckin suicide and I got no clue how he survived.

What's your story?

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I Saw Sumbody Smokin A Lil Weed An They Jus Passed Out

But Herez Da Strange Part

They Passed Out, With They Eyez Open, No Breathin, And After Like 30 Seconds He Like Jumped Up And Said ''What Da Fuck Jus Happend'' & 2 Dis Day He Still Cant Remember Passing Out, It Was Like He Died & Came Back 2 Life!!!!

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im stupid when i get high.... i tend to do stupid fings.. i member the other week they taken the lamposts out of the ground coz they qwere puttin new ones in... well dey left big holes everywhere.. they had barriars round em but me n ma mates moved em n put em round a car so it was blocked off... so i was walkin back n i fell down the hole lol

no one dfoes stupid shit except me really....

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lol what am i supposed to call em its how we speak in england lol

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BBWAAAAHAHAHAHa. The car part was hillrious, but you falling into the hole is what made it golden...


LV, snorting a pill isn't exactly ordinary, but man, your stories are : yawn:!! lol.

With that said, I used to work with a petite lil chick named Becky who wsa QUEEN of the underage drinkers. Her and I were at the same house party one night and I saw her drinking on some cocksucker's bed which had about a 1-foot space between the bed and the wall. She's one of those types who drink HARD, and if you dare her to drink something, man, she's gonna chug it like she's a champion. Well...she had a bottle of Bacardi in her hand and said "what's up Mark?" and kicked it back, bottoms up style as she was leanin back. I guess she didn't realize she was sliding because she fel RIGHT IN THE CRACK BETWEEN THE BED AND THE WALL!!! Son, she's sitting there on her left side and all I can see is her legs from about shin down and her right shoulder. I, obviously, started DYIN but then she got fuckin PISSED that me and the dude in there were laughin our asses off so she get furious and starts kicking around and beating up on her self liek a fuckin fish trying to get out - but the fact that dude was siting on the bed made it impossible.


Yo..listen real close whne I tell ya this - that's one of the hardest laughs I've EVER had in my entire life hands down. I musta laughed for a saolid 15 mins. My fuckin abs were KILLIN me. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn I couldn't WAIT to see the look on her face when I told her about it the next day. AAAhhhhhhhhhhh......... good times...

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some fag coem up to me and my bros,bent over and said fuck me up the ass..

he got at least 20 boots to his ass,then a solid 5 to his head once he hit the ground.

this drunk guy ran up to my friend's car and slammed his body against the windshield then he started screaming, "Ha nigga I'm sueing yo ass". Lawrence (my friend) was like WTF? And the dude threw up on the windshield lol! and my friend, Lawrence and his boy Mike got out the car and beat the shit outta the drunk dude lol...

as we drove off his friends were laughin at him, i cried haha it was funny, and he was so drunk, i bet he prolly didn't remember what happened.

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There were two drunk guys at white castle in line and one of the drunk guys goes up ot the other and kicks him in the ass as hard as he could. Like he was punting a football or something, man I fell out of my booth laughing so hard, that shit was so funny.

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I had to get a new couch, but as you can see the fun continues!

A.I.

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my ex-best friend mark and I used to cruise around DC...chill at the clubs...one night, we were downtown and couldn't find anything open for him to use the bathroom...So, he took a shit in the middle of the road...was like 2 AM...and in the background, u could see the Capital Building

then, a prostitute approached me and asked me if I wanted to have a good time...

I looked at her, looked over and mark, and just walked in a completely different direction



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Youtube Video for my song "CARRY ON"

in 2001 during carnival weekend i saw two equally drunk dudes each doing something equally dumb

1st dude was talking to a post box asking for directions or some shit

and while i was at the bus stop a bus came and i saw this dude running across the street to get to it and all of a sudden i just heard BOOM as his whole front side musta connected with the bus shelter. we were laughing so hard i don't even remember if he got up again.......