werd, i wuz on a free n i wuz walkin thru tha caffetera n a bunch of ppl called me ova, n i went ova n they were like "this guy wants 2 battle u" so i looked at him n he had this stupid look on hiz face like he didnt really wanna do it. i sed i wanted him 2 go 1st, but he just sat there fo like a bajillion years thinkin n then hes just like "i cant think of nuthin" i wuz like "fuck it, i'll go 1st" then i wuz like "wait, i dont know shit all about this guy" so ppl there that knew him told me hiz rap name iz "Sweats" lmao, n that he wuz wearin a purple shirt n then 1 of them sed sumthin bout him shittin hiz pants at skool b4, i wuz like "wtf" n looked at him n he looked all embarrassed, then i started laughin my ass of at him. so then i started, i wuz like...

ayo, this bitch wont start, cuz he dont stand a chance
cuz he knows he aint shit, like wut ud find in hiz pants
u a bitch, n u wearin purple, i'll clown u
a spicca iz about 2 b rappin circles around u
kool col-b just beat yo ass, hows it feel sweats?
tha only pussy u eva saw wuz on tha fuckin internet

n everybody wuz all like "OOOOHHHHH!!!" n laughin n shit, lol, there wuz like 20 sum ppl watchin.

then sweats wuz like "aight, i got sumthin" n he sed sumthin really fuckin shitty, i dont even think it rymed, it wuz hard 2 make out wut he sed. n everybody just sat there like "...wut?...... did that even ryme?" lmao. then im like...

wtf wuz that shit? u only spitted 1 stupid bar
bend ova so i can fill ya ass full of superstars *points at adidas superstars on my feet*
now dont git it cunfused, im a spic, ur a cracka
im a gangsta gangsta, ur a hick on a tracter

n everybody wuz like "OOOOHHHHH!!!" n laughin n shit again

then he sed sum shit, but it wuz hard 2 make out cuz he wuz talkin all low n shit, alls i made out wuz "im sho this spic knows" and "i'll take a razor blade n shave tha pubes off ya face" tryna diss my dope gotee n shit

n everybody wuz like "ooohhh" n shit, n i just stood there fo a couple seconds then i wuz like...

u callin me a spic? makin fun of my race?
well matta fact, my pubes bin on yo MUTHAZ face

lmao, everybody wuz trippin off that shit.

then tha buzza went 2 go 2 next class n everybody wuz like "just say 1 last thang n finish him" n i wuz like

ayo sweats, u wack az shit, so fuck u
*starts walkin away*
but anywayz i gotta jet, but sweats remember... *puts on gay voice* i love u

LMAO, then i left.

i came wack fo most of it, but meh, i wuz just spittin off tha top of tha dizome, u know. shit wuz dope, so i posted it. dont like it? eat a burn victims crispy cock, werd

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