Seriously, yesterday I lost my virginity (I'm 15 not 20 like people here seem to think) when I was raging drunk. I met this girl who's a nice girl, big tits, nice ass and shaved pussy. She was pretty drunk as well but I'd had fuckloads of cider and 2 cans of fosters. Pretty much all the people I was with were raging drunkards and I was one of them. So anyway I took her to the mens toilets in the town shopping centre, and they're nice toilets and all but what the fuck?

So we were both naked from the trousers down, and one of the most embarassing things happened. My friends Chris lost his virginity when he was drunk and he said he couldn't get it up and couldn't cum because the alchohol prevents the bloodflow to the penis from working properly. So he was shagging her for a while with a semi after trying for aaaaaaages to get it up and he just said "I can't do this without a hard on, sorry." I had the SAME problem, I tried for ages to get it up then finally did and was fucking her for maybe 2 minutes then banged my head on the toilet door REALLY hard and nearly lost conciousness. After that I couldn't get hard again, I was so ashamed. Big John had let me down when I most needed him. It's true I did finger and lick her out until she was squirting all over the place, but I'd rather have given her a good hard fucking ya know?

At least now I can say I've had sex, but next time I'm gonna be sober as a rock and horny as fuck. ANY guy who says they had sex while they were drunk and had a raging boner are lying through their teeth. The best you can do is a semi, maybe if you've had sex loads you could get it up after a while. But damn it takes ages, and it's 100 times better when you're sober.