Girl, come with me and take my hand//
I’m gonna take you to a faraway land//
Of princesses, kingdoms and magical sprites//
A place to get away from this ordinary life//
Please make a wish and witness its truth//
I’ll do anything in this world for you//
I’ll make you my queen and I’ll be your king//
If you want, a court jester who dances and sings//
I will make it happen at your every desire//
Leave this world of torment for a funeral pyre//
I’ll bring you to my castle in the heart of town//
You’ll find flowers, candles, and wine littering the ground//
Anyone who crosses you will have to meet my wrath//
Cement shoes and a burlap sack, my eyes are on your path//
B to the R to the E to the D//
I see it in your eyes that you wanna be with me//
Girl, you know I love you and that will never pause//
For me there is no other girl, you can retract your claws//

Love is many a splendored thing//
Birthdays, anniversaries, many a golden ring//
Diamonds and rubies and birthright stones//
I know I won’t be able to make it on my own.//

Girl I never wanted it to end this way//
For some reason girls always inflict gut-wrenching pain//
I always seem to find a knife stuck in my back//
In a tiff I feel as if my limbs are stretched on the rack//
Take a look inside my chest and tell me what you find//
My heart is peeled inside out, like a lemon rind//
Eroding out my eyes are the tears that I hold in//
I can’t let you see the state of mind that you put me in//
I gave to you my soul so that you may keep it safe//
By the time I got it back from you it was pained as is a wraith//
I’ll never understand what makes females tick//
One thing that I do know is they need a big, fat dick//
Then again, you know that’s what they want//
You think you give them orgasms, I tell you it’s a front//
Don’t play that tired game girl, just give to me straight//
I don’t want to hear no more lies, just get out of my face//
“You know that you’ll be crawling back, on your hands and knees”
What do you take me for? Come on girl please//
Get out of your ego trip and back to planet Earth//
Now you think you’re pregnant and going through the birth//
You know that if its my kid Ill be there till the end//
But we always used protection, you just screwed yourself again.//