yeah ....i need 8 pages for a family history....someone start me off with something interesting..........

What the hell?

Sometimes i like to Steal

My family came from Adam and Eve

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Only God can judge me, Who THE FUCK IS YOU?!

ma family came from ron geremi and victoria silverstedt

LOL geremi

Its time everyone knew

Once apon a time.....

One day to happy people met......Chrit and C-Section........at first they were jus friends...........but that friendship soon grew....into somethin more.....being 2 males didnt bother them tho....cuz they loved each other........but b/c of outdated laws in the states they came to Toronto to get married......because in Canada gays can get married...anyways......they got married.......and stayin in therehotel they decided to talk about there future

C-Section - umm....chrit baby do you want kids....?

Chrit - of course sweet cheeks....but its kinda hard since were both male silly.....!

C-Section - well i kno that dum dum.....but what about adoption......or maybe......

Chrit - Maybe what?

C-Section - maybe if we try hard enuff........pray long enuff, and do as many sexual positions as we can u or me might be able to get pregnent.....

Chrit - hmmm its worth a shot

All night long chrit and c-section "made love" in as many positions as possible............an exhausting 24 hours they made love for.......and no the hard part the prayin.......

1 month later

Chrit - I think its time we check if either of us are pregnent......

C-Section - yupp

a silent pause.........and then all a sudden chrit starts to cry

Chrit - dammit!! ..........im not pregnent.......

another silent pause.........and then all a sudden c-section starts to cry

Chrit - i guess it was far fetched....but dont cry hun.......

C-section - im not cryin cuz im sad.....im cryin cuz im happy........IM PREGNENT........

A moment of EMOTION as both men start cryin and cheering as a man is pregnent...........

8 months and many days of sickness for c-section goes by

on May 1st, 1986, c-section and chrit girl birth to a baby boy.....

Chrit : wat should we name him.......

c-section : umm.....BOB?

Chrit : NO! how bout Taktik?

c-section : oh yes i love that name.......

17 years later

Taktik is now 17..........and his 2 parents are gay........Chrit is his dad, and c-section is his mom..........these to life partners were able to overcome all odds........to have this "ill" baby Taktik

Taktik : I guess i got my illness from my dad and my looks from my mom....

The end


there u have it now you all have the truth






















sorry i was really bored................and i jus thought of it

lmfao ^

^hahaha....

but im serious u dumb fucks

lol.... i like stories

i love u guys^^^^^^^^^^

Lmao^

Taktik was bored?..

Lol^

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Fuck you

really bored...lmao

yeh..............

but there still my parents.....and i love them dearly