RapVerse.com Community
 Phenom | Kingz | Dabatos | TonySelf | Tha Q | Half Breed | Tito | 7th End RV Radio  

Go Back   RapVerse.com Community > The block > Lyricist Lounge
User Name
Password
FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
Old 11-21-03, 12:46 PM   #1
Mr.Christensen
Fuck You, I Rhyme Better
 
Posts: 2,488
Random Facts About Americas Favorite Pastime

IP:

The most popular american bra size is currently 36c up from 1991 when it was 34b(bigger is better)

Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of 8 hours(reincarnation possible?

1/16/1987 - First condom commercial to air on the radio (i was born already)

The word pornography come from Greek. "Writing of prostitutes"

A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one ejaculation(i havent seen 300 women who want my sperm)

Up until 1884 a victorian-era woman could be sent to jail for not having sex with her husband(head? no...off with your head)

Australian women are most likly to have sex on the 1st date(im in the wrong hemisphere)

Average shelf life of a latex condom - 2 years

The most recorded orgasms in one hour: 134 for a female, 16 for a male( she can be reached at 555 867 5309)

Oneiromophobia: fear of wet dreams

Frotter: Someone who gets sexually aroused by rubbing against stragners (looks at loki's av)

70% of women would rather have cholcate than sex(off with your head)

In ancient greece and rome, dildos were made from: animal horns, gold, silver, ivory, glass

Oculiinctus: Sexual arousal by being licked in the eyeball

Most american lose their virginity during the month of june (prom?)

US has more laws limiting sexual acts than all of europe combined

Fellatio is the number 1 sexual act desired by men (off with her head)

ithyphallophobia: fear of seeing, thinking or having an erect penis(every girl I met has this)

Between age 20 and 60 Americans spend 600 hours having sex( i have some catching up to do)

a small flaccid penis generally has a greater precentage of increse than a large flaccid penis (there is hope)

the smallest erect penis on record: 1 centimeter (i feel huge)

every year 11,000 americans hurt themselves trying out bizzar sex acts

Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis (gorilla unit what?)

an unobstructed penis is capable of shooint seman 12 to 24 inches

The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate

At age 70, 73% of men are still potent

Hitler and Napoleon both shared a similar defect: A missing testicle(i knew 2pac wanted to take over the world)

in 1995 Chi Kuan master Mo Ka Wang lifted over 250lbs of weight two feet off the floor... with his erect penis (off with his head?)
  Reply With Quote
 


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:04 PM.

Powered by vBulletin.
Copyright © 2000-2004 Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.