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10-29-06, 08:54 AM | #1 | |||||
The Saviour
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LBL Magazine (29th October 2006)
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Intro Things are looking better. The week was terrible. But there’s been a lot of new sign in’s. So many people aren’t trying. So let’s hope the new sign in’s shake everything up. The LBL Cypher This was close. I dunno who won really. I’m gonna deliberate over it and pick a winner soon. Check the good bars for the moment: Roger Glocks you trying to find ppl stealing your rhymes. please with your lines ask that dog with the over coat...he would'nt even take a bite outta crime Alzwords Write This whole threads full of nonchalant ass fake thugs ...... I wouldnt be suprised to see Crime blowin wyte (no homo) & I aint talkin bout drugs.. TEF (Talking about Crime) Man fuck this punk above me he should jump in a hurst quick Dropped about 20 times...and bet we've read none of his verses DaTrusHurtz When I sit in class, I try to listen to what i'm hearing About the country crime problem... ... people fight it, but it keeps on appearing Battle Reviews LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (11-2) vs 2. John Hensley (6-0) John Hensley no-showed. Roger Glocks won. LBL Contendership Match: 3. Sonny Dimebags (12-6) vs 4. JTR (19-8) JTR no-showed. Sonny won. 5. Stanza (5-7) vs 6. Da Saviour (2-0) Saviour no-showed. Stanza won. 7. Flagrant (2-0) vs 8. D.Stroyer (1-1) Flagrant fucked up by dropping a no-show verse when D.Stroyer ended up showing. D.Stroyer won. 9. DaTrusHurtz (12-1) vs 10. Wordz Ahgod (8-4) Eh battle. DaTrus dropped nothing like he’s capable of. He had a work bar that was good, and a labour bar that I was feeling. His verse was just kinda average. Wordz dropped terrible. He even explained some of his wordplay, it’s like he slipped back into newbieness with the verse he dropped here. DaTrusHurtz won 3-0. 11. TEF (1-1) vs 12. VLAD (1-0) VLAD no-showed. TEF won. 13. Wyte (1-0) vs 14. -ThaMenace- (1-0) Menace no-showed. Wyte won. 15. Te Ora (3-2) vs 16. Trey MethodZ (3-3) Trey no-showed. Te Ora won. 17. ab0ve (1-1) vs 18. Lampejo (7-5) Pretty onesided. Lamp dropped first and he dropped alright actually, his best verse so far prob. He had an attack from above bar that was nice and a ground-level bar that was clever. Ab0ve dropped and he had nothing. His best bar was a Lamp-Light concept that’s been done to death in the cypher. Lampejo won this 8-0. 19. Joe Native (0-0) vs 20. Cal (0-0) Joe Native no-showed. Cal won. 21. Wicked One (0-0) vs 22. Cocaine (0-0) vs 23. JR Gotti (0-0) This was weak. Wicked One dropped straight ass, his verse was terrible. Cocaine dropped better, but his verse seemed mad rushed. Cocaine won this 5-0. Nothing else to say. No Show Verses Cal Im predicted to no show... nd bitch we all know natives wack n it pleased ya So it was funny when i checked, nd watched hispanic^ turn to a seizure Bitch nobody needs ya… so its standard procedure that I take ure verse n slam it Cuz if ure in the zone… ure big ass head musta made the hole that’s fucked up the planet And it’s no surprise you’ve got no girl, fags got STD’s and it aint funny… When you spend ure entire weeks wages, payin whores danger money Watch me expose this poor cunt, cuz theres no way ure lasting the pace Last time you decided to wage war… your union laughed in ya face And like ure race ya getting wiped out, see I got rage nd ure ruff So fukka Indian curse… your wackness plagues us enough Te Ora Quote:
that's not suprising.. considering the advertsing you'll find out Kempo's been trying to get this league comprising of dope heads ..no wonder you signed out I laughed when I saw your a biter .. your lines outta this world, right? I've never stole orbit, while you've jacked enough lines to circle the sun twice last week was scary.. you had me checkin the dates just in case I thought it was Halloween, the way Jack-o-lantin punches on your face my Trey Pound fully loaded.. leave my enemy bloated & end his ways next week i'm known to pumpkin.. so you can be my friend today you'll claim you have a girl with big breasts whos a freak.. n' it's all brandy but i'll just knock on your brick house and trick'll treat me to her candy but really your a fag.. and also a hittman who kills at plotted rates your known to take dudes out...... too bad this shit is not a date the LBL has seen better days.. you just ain't drivin or wrothy and while this league is in a bad state.. at least it ain't livin in Jersey you have trouble landing consistent jabs.. that's cool, it's fine I pity the foo who Mista T..... so I sure as hell pity your foolish lines fuka. Wyte Meh... See nukka you aint even close to me..…faggot im great to you See im Wyte, and u’re The Men <<...but hat gender hates u too You girl does look good though…but please DO NOT push me And we’ll all be thinking of some cars…when I Bumper pussy See bitch im known all over the internet…..I don’t care if I lose And I aint helping ur mom exercise down low… …When I say im getting her pussy loose Ill treat this little mother fucker like a bug and start the dissect But we’ll all be seeing ur death up close…when this fag Direct Blah ur probably going to no show, murdering you is a dam sin Battling with your brother….….is the only fucking time T-Win Don’t care about this fag, ill take the loss ...BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BOSS TEF This hoe no-showed we can’t expect he’s fire He aint gettin props, like I’ma stingy movie set designer I’ll be damn if I lost bitch I don’t respect these liars Vlad took Nuts to his throat, we should choke his neck wit plyers I ‘d probably smash his face wit a beer mug He’s not gangsta, watchin snails the only time he’s near slugs And since I’m a gangsta myself, I never fear thugs So putting me against this wangsta, …………….. make no sence like def people wit ear plugs Stanza We all know that Talent gets you places...I see your not goin far you want to talk shit ill leave ya head spinning more than your avatar I would Hit you a little bit harder but I can see how your takin this I would believe what you say you would do...but Im a Atheist Nawl Im jus jokin but I can Tell your nothin but Lies from hell He Mad bcuz Ya Girl like a Quater...Either way I flip Her Im Gettin Head or Tail Dog everything I say is true so dont you dare To Test me Savoior retarded he come with more problems than jay-z Well Since I know my first punch killed yo ass from the begining So Ill jus be the bigger man and Not throw a Punch at the end Sonny Dimebags Yo, wats hood, is anybody home????? Yo, Listen u need to be surrounded by cops u dont stand a chance this kid always sees pigs daily,when he give his mirror a glance Man, fuck this faggot he needs sum heels and a purse only thing hott is his seat,cuz he takin years for a verse My flows disect his like a doctor, this shit is a ball But Jack is really healthy,becuz hes not sick at all Ya the Ripper? Ha, this herb wouldn't put a dent to my team but who cares, fag didn't even check in like a runaway teen I'm a nightstalker, slice your neck walking through London Fog and the grave you get will fit your style ,and you'll be underdog Sonny D. will juss pumble this cat and leave him in pieces I'll see Rip, and start jumpin Jack,like girls do during recess Roger Glocks http://myspace-799.vo.llnwd.net/010...030063799_m.jpg ^look at that nose. looking fake, but fate has that shit turning wait ...cuz i know ppl in jail serving life. willing to scare your nose str8 his chin looks like a new partner for my fist so ill swing on that piece n if my punches call it honey .....it's only cuz it looks like it got stung by bee's I remember Katrina when the Superdome got messed up n shits a fact that John Hensley bought it. spray paint'd it brown n wore it as a hat lets make a confession to the board. I know your juss holding on cuz we see John Hancock... without an autograph session going on i'll spray up your body. it wont be axe. but keep thinkin ur cute I'll toe Tag John and have all the female...coroners running to you Nice outfit buddy? UPS hired a fag with a sour face, am I being a jerk? John H is dropping bombs this week n it's prob at the mailroom at his work i wont say your dumbo. but your ears are rather big, shits not right cuz they dont cause a tension. there ALREADY involved in a fist fight I seen ur g/f punk. she has cupid in her mouth n lets not discuss ya bitch said my dick looked like affection. she was a sucker for love me winning this battle? look at MY picture n do something for me man juss go and block my index finger. ok??? now thats how confident I am http://myspace-337.vo.llnwd.net/001...179486337_m.jpg Quote:
say im wack in text but that'll look fake when u think im almost the best so I got a postive attitude. dont u wish my attitude WASN'T ur HIV test Top Punches Look in the air its a bird, its a plane, wtf is that shit N dude i'll admit i was scared as fuck Til i found out it was an attack from above, bitch 10. Lampejo vs ab0ve I laughed when I saw your a biter .. your lines outta this world, right? I've never stole orbit, while you've jacked enough lines to circle the sun twice 9. Te Ora vs Trey MethodZ Son’s trying to learn, but it’s not going well, ya raps end N’ It’s Ludacris how flag grew up a fuckin screw up… …. got introduced to the game, n’ NOTHING HAPPENED 8. D.Stroyer vs Flagrant his chin looks like a new partner for my fist so ill swing on that piece n if my punches call it honey .....it's only cuz it looks like it got stung by bee's 7. Roger Glocks vs John Hensley Gimme a tough match, when i'm near, bitches will hurt I rise to challenges... ... n' right now I'm just here sittin' at work 6. DaTrusHurtz vs Wordz Ahgod i'll spray up your body. it wont be axe. but keep thinkin ur cute I'll toe Tag John and have all the female...coroners running to you 5. Roger Glocks vs John Hensley ^look at that nose. looking fake, but fate has that shit turning wait ...cuz i know ppl in jail serving life. willing to scare your nose str8 4. Roger Glocks vs John Hensley my Trey Pound fully loaded.. leave my enemy bloated & end his ways next week i'm known to pumpkin.. so you can be my friend today 3. Te Ora vs Trey MethodZ the LBL has seen better days.. you just ain't drivin or wrothy and while this league is in a bad state.. at least it ain't livin in Jersey 2. Te Ora vs Trey MethodZ lets make a confession to the board. I know your juss holding on cuz we see John Hancock... without an autograph session going on 1. Roger Glocks vs John Hensley Verse of the Week Roger Glocks http://myspace-799.vo.llnwd.net/010...030063799_m.jpg ^look at that nose. looking fake, but fate has that shit turning wait ...cuz i know ppl in jail serving life. willing to scare your nose str8 his chin looks like a new partner for my fist so ill swing on that piece n if my punches call it honey .....it's only cuz it looks like it got stung by bee's I remember Katrina when the Superdome got messed up n shits a fact that John Hensley bought it. spray paint'd it brown n wore it as a hat lets make a confession to the board. I know your juss holding on cuz we see John Hancock... without an autograph session going on i'll spray up your body. it wont be axe. but keep thinkin ur cute I'll toe Tag John and have all the female...coroners running to you Nice outfit buddy? UPS hired a fag with a sour face, am I being a jerk? John H is dropping bombs this week n it's prob at the mailroom at his work i wont say your dumbo. but your ears are rather big, shits not right cuz they dont cause a tension. there ALREADY involved in a fist fight I seen ur g/f punk. she has cupid in her mouth n lets not discuss ya bitch said my dick looked like affection. she was a sucker for love me winning this battle? look at MY picture n do something for me man juss go and block my index finger. ok??? now thats how confident I am http://myspace-337.vo.llnwd.net/001...179486337_m.jpg Quote:
say im wack in text but that'll look fake when u think im almost the best so I got a postive attitude. dont u wish my attitude WASN'T ur HIV test 2nd – Te Ora Battle of the Week N/A Predictions LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (12-1) vs 2. Sonny Dimebags (13-5) Good battle right here. Glocks dropped nice last week, shame Hensley no-showed. And Sonny didn’t drop great, but it was prob cos he knew JTR was no-showing. Both are nice, but I think Glocks is better. Glocks should get this in a pretty close battle. LBL Contendership Match: 3. Stanza (6-7) vs 4. D.Stroyer (2-1) Ugh. D.Stroyer is better, he actually drops some good stuff every once in a while. D.Stroyer will win this. 5. DaTrusHurtz (13-1) vs 6. TEF (2-1) Slaughter. DaTrus will win this easily. 7. Wyte (2-0) vs 8. Te Ora (4-2) Te Ora dropped real tight last week, some dope punches in his verse. Where as Wyte didn’t, but it seemed to be a no-show verse. Whatever though, Te Ora is better so he will win. 9. Flagrant (2-1) vs 10. L.I. (5-2) L. I. is back in the league after doing well in it last time around. Flagrant is aight, but seems to be rusty. LI will win this. 11. Wordz Ahgod (8-5) vs 12. Lampejo (8-5) Wordz seemed to de-elevate a couple of months last week, where as Lamp has been dropping better every week. Lampejo should win this. 13. Mr Multie (2-1) vs 14. Cal (1-0) This is pretty much a battle that could go either way really. I dunno who will win it, but I’m gonna guess Cal. 15. Cocaine (1-0) vs 16. ab0ve (1-2) ab0ve dropped pretty terrible last week, Cocaine didn’t drop great but he did come up with something better. So Cocaine to win. 17. Joe Native (0-1) vs 18. Wicked One (0-1) Joe fucked up on due dates which is why he no-showed. Wicked One is pretty awful, so Joe Native to win. 19. Chrit (0-0) vs 20. Ancel (0-0) I ain’t read anything from Ancel for ages, Chrit is good though so Chrit should win this. 21. Rush Lingo (0-0) vs 22. GKillaz05 (0-0) Should be pretty much murder. Rush will win this easily. 23. So Rell (0-0) vs 24. E.C (0-0) Should be a good battle. Both are probably rusty cos I don’t think they’ve battled for a while. It’ll be close as well. I’m gonna guess So Rell winning. 25. Ace Heratoga (0-0) vs 26. Luciano (0-0) Ace is tight, he was just starting to really elevate when he had to sign out for whatever reason. Luciano ain’t great. Ace should get this. 27. Alzwords Write (0-0) vs 28. Cannabarz (0-0) Based on the cypher, Alzwords has potential and Cannabarz seems to be stuck in ’03. Alzwords should win this. 29. Out Writechas (0-0) vs 30. Synonym (0-0) I dunno who Synonym is, but Out Writechas will win anyway. 31. Tony Brown (0-0) vs 32. Rap Disciple (0-0) I have no clue who Rap Disciple is, so Tony Brown will win this one. 33. Sylus (0-0) vs 34. SL.Valentino (0-0) SL ain’t great, so I’m gonna guess that Sylus will get the win. 35. Crime (0-0) vs 36. Sir Smash'Alot (0-0) Crime is absolutely terrible. He still writes in paragraphs. Sir should win by default. 5 Battles To Watch 1. Roger Glocks vs Sonny Dimebags 2. So Rell vs E.C 3. Chrit vs Ancel 4. Flagrant vs L.I. 5. N/A Top 10 Power Rankings 10. So Rell – Might be rusty after a reasonably long period of not battling. He’s nice though so he should be able to get over that. 9. Out Writechas – Has mad potential and when he tries, he can be really nice. He’ll just have to make sure he tries every week. 8. Ace Heratoga – Really started to elevate last time he was in the league, and he should start this campaign by winning his first couple of battles pretty easily. 7. Rush Lingo – Back in the league after a quick back, if he has the motivation he could do well. 6. Chrit – He assures me that he’ll show, whether that’ll be the case or not I dunno. But he’s nice when he tries. 5. L.I. – He had a good run last time around in the league, and was just starting to become real nice when he had to sign out. He should win his battle this week before moving up the rankings. 4. DaTrusHurtz – Dropped kinda eh last week, but it was enough to win. Will get the easy win this week to move into the contendership match next week. 3. Te Ora – Dude has been dropping nice and he’s elevating every week. His consistency seems to be getting better also. He’ll be in the contendership match next week. 2. Sonny Dimebags – Will have to drop his dopest to beat Glocks this week, he could stand a chance but he’ll have to really try. 1. Roger Glocks – He got the win by no-show last week, but his verse coulda beat Hensley anyway. He should win this week to carry on his reign. Outro Things are looking better. Got a lot more heads in the league now, which is cool. Everyone just has to step it up and start trying their best to get to the top. As things are looking pretty awful talent wise in the top 20 or so at the moment. Things should be much better next week. Peace. |
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10-29-06, 11:22 AM | #2 | |
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good work with gettin' people to signup... sucks i have essentially an RB frontlines battle this week, but it looks like the league will be back to how it was in a few weeks.
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10-29-06, 11:30 AM | #3 | ||
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dope mag yo....
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10-29-06, 11:46 AM | #4 | |
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Word dope mag man... When are the october events gunna be put up? if it aint this week im not sure if ill be able to do the DTH battle
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10-29-06, 12:04 PM | #5 | |
I Hurt.
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He said when he gets the forum setup.. our battle is this week
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10-29-06, 12:15 PM | #6 | |
Middle Weight
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word dope mag...this week should be better then last week
still manage to throw shit together
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10-29-06, 01:26 PM | #7 | |
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cool mag..
keep up the good work. |
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10-29-06, 09:53 PM | #8 | |
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nice mag son, good job with everything
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10-30-06, 12:43 AM | #9 | ||
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Word hopefully us new 'sign ins' give you hope to write some more dope mags...
Good shit kemp
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10-30-06, 03:40 PM | #10 | ||
Human Crack in The Flesh.
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Ain't Great? I was gonna drop today, but I guess I'm gonna have to prove some of y'all wrong then
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10-30-06, 05:17 PM | #11 | |
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does the special event battles go on our record?
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10-30-06, 06:05 PM | #12 | |||
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10-30-06, 05:19 PM | #13 | ||
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No, but if your lines are that shit or that good it will...
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10-30-06, 05:19 PM | #14 | ||
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....Naw, Im just Playing...
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10-30-06, 05:27 PM | #15 | |
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lol aite thanks
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