Its true. But nobody can defeat me.

My flatmate attempted to eat the very last microwave lasagna, and I hit him with two fingers in the side of the neck, between two muscles.. he was unable to fight, and I got the lasagna.

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Yo when I move down to sydney.

I totally wanna have a fight with you.. Jus for shits and giggles.

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OMB said he could out-drink you, Nos. [/instigation]

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OMB is my boy an shit but provoked I would seriosuly fuck him up...we talking critical condition but back to my quote did anyone else notice Nos said "shits an giggles?"....who the fuck shits an giggles?...rolmfao....either austrailia got sum seriously fucked up slang or Nos has serious mental probs...rolmfao....WOW

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Its off some alien movie... *shrugs*

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Drakel: I do capoeira.. Shit is dope. I can imagine it would be pretty hard to start from scratch, but breaking more or less IS capoeira, so I figured I might as well learn it... Its cool though. You should definitely get into it.

Triple: no way man.

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lmfao....go One Man Band!.

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well i'll poke ya eyes and scratch ya ears then flat hand ya nose and watch you cry in a puddle of nose blood

then i'll piss on ya...or get my kitten to do that most of the time i let the kitten do it...more humiliating IMO

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You never would. I would own you with the new martial art a japanese girl is teaching me. I met her at this gym(gymnastics, not weights) that I go to on teusdays. I sparred with her that day and she beat the shit out of me so easily... If she got a hit in I was fucked for the rest of the fight. Apparently she uses taijutsu which targets pressure points on the body to own the shit out of opponents.. so im getting her to teach me it, because its the best thing ive ever seen.

Nos: sure. *smokes weed with a pipe*

drakel: you bet your ass it was worth it.

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I'd handle any martial arts nigga comin at my, if I get my ass dropped then I'ma fuck at em with a pistol or somethin just shoot like three times then when they drop beat the shit outta them, or pretend to be scared n shit then get a low blow and beat the fuck outta them from there, lol nigga think cus he can hit some nigga in the neck with his fingers when they off gaurd that make it somethin, you do fight like a bitch...

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Eh, my job is done in this thread.

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I could hit you with one finger and you wouldnt be able to fight anymore... Dont understimate martial arts man... If you threw a punch or kick at all, I could get you to the ground with a simple throw. From one hit you probably would be able to pull a gun though, but by that time I would either have landed another hit, or run away.

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Lol but that's taught as being "the greatest defense ever", how could you choose otherwise?

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bruv...i'm so kung fu'd up & drunk now that your hits wouldn't effect me...i'm like Neo after he got all them programs uploaded into his memory...lol...*i don't care*

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lasaga: that sounds like its worth it

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