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02-07-04, 05:42 PM
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Old School Sexy...
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Valentines
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I got this in an email..
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking >for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least > romantic second line: > > >Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss >But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. > > >I thought that I could love no other >Until, that is, I met your brother. > > >Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. >But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty >and so is your head. > > >Of loving beauty you float with grace >If only you could hide your face > > >Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; >This describes everything you are not > > >I want to feel your sweet embrace >But don't take that paper bag off of your face > > >I love your smile, your face, your eyes- >Damn, I'm good at telling lies! > > >My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: >Marrying you screwed up my life > > >I see your face when I am dreaming. >That's why I always wake up screaming > > >My love, you take my breath away. >But what have you stepped in to smell this way? > > >My feelings for you no words can tell, >Except for maybe "go to hell" > > >What inspired this amorous rhyme? >Two parts vodka, one part lime. Now do you guys have any rhymes? I do.. This Girl Is Wonderful, She Is My Reason To Brag.. But When We Hit The Sack She Needs A Paper Bag..
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02-07-04, 06:16 PM
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Eye Designs
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LMFAO....
She need a paper bag... Are you sure you dont??? shit i need a paper bag after reading that shit
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02-07-04, 06:19 PM
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02-07-04, 06:21 PM
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Dope.
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LMFAO they were fuckin funni as Hell.........................
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02-07-04, 07:29 PM
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^WE's Leader^...Dope Huh?
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Lmao At All Of These.
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02-07-04, 07:37 PM
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ShO-Nuff. Fuckers
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quite funny quite funny.
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02-07-04, 07:42 PM
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^WE's Leader^...Dope Huh?
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Your Avy Is Scary^
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02-07-04, 07:45 PM
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ShO-Nuff. Fuckers
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it's Sho-nuff hottie Sho-nuff..=)
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02-07-04, 07:54 PM
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Banned: Spamming
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LOL..good stuff...
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02-07-04, 08:34 PM
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Straight Savage.
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K. Largo taking it back to the Last Dragon...Most Gangstarest Chinese People working in a Fortune Cookie factory...
Oh...These were funny.
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02-07-04, 10:39 PM
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So Tired Of It.
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that was funny....im still laughing at some of em..
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02-07-04, 11:00 PM
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- Infinite -
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When i first saw u, my heart skipt a pace.
But then u turned around and i saw ur face. mines funnier than yours speek
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02-07-04, 11:57 PM
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LMFAO......those wre funny as hell.......
good shit.......
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02-08-04, 02:10 AM
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Flyweight
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My girl looks like she sent from heaven.
I'm in prison cuz she's eleven! LOL hit these up: http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111280 http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=110315
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02-08-04, 02:35 AM
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IP:
these were fucking hilarious...
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