A man's translations


"IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated:* "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car

I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

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Empire Vs Epic (3-3).
Empire Vs The Dex (1-1).
Empire Vs Tstorm (0-0).
Empire Vs Nemesis (3-1).
Empire Vs New Era (2-1).

yeah...........

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Empire Vs Epic (3-3).
Empire Vs The Dex (1-1).
Empire Vs Tstorm (0-0).
Empire Vs Nemesis (3-1).
Empire Vs New Era (2-1).

lol...that shit is soo true.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

haha. word to that. its the same everywhere you go.

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Sure We Can Huddle

*Translated: I Wana Fuck

Im Tired

*Translated:I Wana Fuck


and there are more but im to lazy to post

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lol thats summ funny funny shit...

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