WELL... This morning I was sleepin... It was like... 6:45 or some shit. I was just wearin my boxers, so no shirt. And then I felt some wierd shit on my torso... So I felt there to see what it was and IT MOVED... SO I got up quick and saw a fuckin cockroach zoom away across the floor... It was fuckin disgusting cos I had no shirt on.. so I had death and sewers on me..

20 minutes later, after following the damn hiding bastard around everywhere I finally got him... With a cooking dish I threw from the other side of the room.. word..

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Lmao thats nasty lmao....i hate roaches i killed one wit my shhoe the thing was huge

i like to spray them with hairspray then light em up

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It's Murdah now, not murder.

lol, i like doin that 2

1 time i wrapped a bug up in kleenex and lit 1 side on fire and watched it slowly burn closer and closer 2 him wile he tried 2 git out, lol, werd

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word........

its also good to moonwalk along those lines of ants...

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LOL, nice. 1 time i pissed on a ants nest then they all came out n pissed all ova them. n wen i wuz lil me n my frend found a big toad so we thot scence frogs eat flys, he would eat sum ants, so we sat him on top of a red ants nest and they all came out, he tryed 2 hop away, but he wuz covered in red ants then he just started goin really slow, then he just stopped n they were eatin at hiz body, werd

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you know how in baseball, when you're learning mechanics of hitting...and the one step you're suppose to "squish the bug".......well, thats what i do

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i put a lizard in a cup...and covered that shit wif latex..then i went over and icked an ants nest...all dem ants came out..then i threw the cup on top of the nest..and they bit through that shit and killed the lizared...nuttin but bones n eyeballs....lol.....

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electric flyswatter.. haha word

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and one time i put a cockaroach into a faucet drainer...and flipped the switch.....that shit got cut to pieces

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when i was smaller i use to get the Big Black ants like 20 of them in a jar
and dump them onto a Big fire ants nest and watch them kill each other...word

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O Know, He's Back!

trapped a beetle in a spiders web and watched that sum bitch get eaten.......

also i've sprayed hairspray on a moth before to cripple its wings and then flicked it in the head straight into a wall...........

i've set fire to a spider before and watched it sizzle.................

and i poured a little petrol into an ants nest before and made a little trail away from it, then i dropped in an aerosol can and lit the petrol trail and ran *BOOM* shit was funny!! gotta make sure ya got cover though otherwise it gone be rainin ants on ya!!

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^Thats probly cos you haven't dealt with many pests...

Those kinda people annoy me... Its like the girl im seeing now, there was a cricket in the kitchen... And I go to kill it and then cop the whole "its a living creature, it has its own life... How could you be so heartless!"

Im just like fuck its a stupid cricket thats tryna get my food... It doesnt deserve to live

"blah blah blah your so mean blah blah blah blah" <*bitch rambling that most men tune out of*

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