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Old 08-25-05, 04:44 PM   #1
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LONDON, England -- The world's funniest joke has been revealed after a year-long search by scientists.

In an experiment conducted in Britain, people around the world were invited to judge jokes on an Internet site as well as contribute their own.

The LaughLab research, carried out by psychologist Dr. Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire, attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million ratings.



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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"


... I'm Dissapointed, I didnt even Laugh..
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Old 08-25-05, 04:46 PM   #2
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lol that made me laugh, but i've seen funnier tho. lol
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Old 08-25-05, 04:46 PM   #3
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lol i laughed cause it was stupid....
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Old 08-25-05, 04:48 PM   #4
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ummmmmmmmm........... ive heard a shitload of funnier jokes....... its not really a standup comedian joke, which is wat im more attracted to
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Old 08-25-05, 04:49 PM   #5
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lol...london people dont know funny jokes
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Old 08-25-05, 04:54 PM   #6
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I didn't really find this funny.
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Old 08-25-05, 04:57 PM   #7
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Lmao at London people...

Them and their crazy schemes (dot dot dot)
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Old 08-25-05, 04:58 PM   #8
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that wasn't funny.
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Old 08-25-05, 05:14 PM   #9
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I've heard that like nine times.
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Old 08-25-05, 06:24 PM   #10
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yea im black our jokes are funnier and dirtier...so meh it' was clever
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Old 08-25-05, 06:32 PM   #11
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90% of jokes on ComicView > this joke

racist bitches.
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Old 08-25-05, 06:42 PM   #12
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90% of Dane Cook's Jokes > 90% of jokes on ComicView > this joke
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Old 08-25-05, 07:07 PM   #13
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90% of Dane Cook's Jokes > 90% of jokes on ComicView > this joke

fuck is dane cook? cuz comicview is that shit.
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Old 08-25-05, 11:03 PM   #14
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90% of Dane Cook's Jokes > 90% of jokes on ComicView > this joke

I just went to that Dane Cook guy's website....
and that shit was wiggity wiggity wack.
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Old 08-25-05, 06:51 PM   #15
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damn yo, i heard this like at least a year ago... i didnt laugh then... i didnt laugh now... thats straight retarded son... london is a joke.... ferreal, and i mean that litteraly, cuz london alone is a funnier joke... than, londons funniest joke... lol... got me? you got me god damnit!!!! it's ppl like leady who suck dick to make their country THIS GAY!!!! lol
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