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Old 04-05-06, 11:52 PM   #1
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Yo Momma So Stupid, She took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
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Old 04-05-06, 11:54 PM   #2
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Yo momma so stupid she thought hot meals were stolen food.
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Old 04-05-06, 11:56 PM   #3
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yo momma so fat she can win a race without movin, werd
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Old 04-05-06, 11:55 PM   #4
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Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Old 04-05-06, 11:55 PM   #5
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I Had One Going With A Few Cats In A Thread So Join In And Bring Your Jokes!

Yo Momma So Stupid, She took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.



yo mommas so fat she wore a kings jersey....ran a lap......and made purple rain
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Old 04-05-06, 11:55 PM   #6
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yo momma so stupid, when she read "do not sign under the dotted line" she wrote ok.
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Old 04-05-06, 11:56 PM   #7
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Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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Old 04-05-06, 11:56 PM   #8
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Yo momma so poor people rob here for practice
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Old 04-05-06, 11:57 PM   #9
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yo momma so black, she got kilt by the KKK.







wait...that's not funny
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Old 04-05-06, 11:58 PM   #10
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yo momma so black, she got kilt by the KKK.







wait...that's not funny

lmao.


Your so black, wesley snipes asked you for the adress to your tanning salon
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Old 04-05-06, 11:57 PM   #11
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this shit's mad funny, yo nos, pin this thread foo!

yo momma so old her tits release powdered milk
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Old 04-05-06, 11:58 PM   #12
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yo momma so fat that wen she steps on tha scale it sez "1 at a time please" werd
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Old 04-05-06, 11:57 PM   #13
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You mommas so fat she has to grease here hands to get in here pockets
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Old 04-05-06, 11:58 PM   #14
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your momma's so ugly........she got lost in the woods.....and the animals took her in as one of there own
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Old 04-05-06, 11:58 PM   #15
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Yo mammas so fat when she turns around people give her a "welcome back" party.
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