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Old 11-01-06, 07:03 PM   #1
Spektikul
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Chappelle's Show Quotes

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Whoever in here can type the absolute funniest quote from his show will win...

...iunno, maybe $100 of my 8 trillion RV cash, lol jk.

Your the illest of the rillest in this thread if you name the funniest quote tho, each person can only chose one, first come first serve, GO!

Make me laugh bitches!
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Old 11-01-06, 07:13 PM   #2
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Old 11-01-06, 07:16 PM   #3
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Old 11-01-06, 07:22 PM   #4
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"thanks mister, u must b an angel or something"

"heh heh, angel? i aint no angel. im a janitor"

"then, how did u show me all those places?"

"giiirl, i am high on PCP... i wanna ask u how u wuz fallowin me..."

rofl, werd
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Old 11-01-06, 09:11 PM   #5
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"do u know wat dog food tastes like do u? it tastes like it smells......delisious
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Old 11-01-06, 10:49 PM   #6
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"im rich bitch"

thats what im thinkin
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Old 11-01-06, 10:53 PM   #7
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I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {fuck} is that?
It might be doo-doo



Hhahahaha......owned......by far the funniest shit ever!!!!
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Old 11-01-06, 10:57 PM   #8
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I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {fuck} is that?
It might be doo-doo


LMFAO!!!

I love that shit too yo...........!!!!

im so glad someone put that song up.

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Old 11-01-06, 10:54 PM   #9
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lol, those quotes are alright...

...lets step it up ppl.

rofl @ col-b's!
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Old 11-01-06, 11:00 PM   #10
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Mayne, i damn near shitted on myself when he said that line!!!!
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Old 11-01-06, 11:05 PM   #11
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that Wayne brady shit was tight....

where cop like:

"My wife will never believe this!!!"
"that's because she'll never know!"
What?"
*snaps cops neck*
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Old 11-02-06, 12:20 AM   #12
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"It was like a movie, the homeless guy just turned around and let one off. *Nut noise*

"I dodged that shit like the matrix *dodge* The guy behind me wasn't so lucky though."

"Noooooo........*hits head with mic"

"I know that was it for him, he just turned around and went home. That's a wrap for the rest of the day. Can't have no normal day after some homeless guy just busts a nut on your forehead. That's a wrap for the rest of the day."
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