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Old 03-27-07, 01:55 AM   #1
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James Van Iveren claims he was simply trying to save a woman from being raped, following being charged with criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, and criminal damage to property. He was released on a $5,000 bond and ordered to appear in court on March 9. The charges resulted from him kicking in the door following what he believed to be screams of terror, but were in fact screams from a porno movie.

On February 12th, after Van Iveren heard a female scream in neighbor Bret Stieghorst's upstairs apartment, he grabbed a 39-inch cavalry sword, and ran upstairs to confront his neighbor. Van Iveren had intended to knock on the door, but instead kicked the door in and forced his way inside.

He then gazed around Stieghorst's apartment and demanded to know where the woman was. He forced his neighbor to open a closet so he could search there also.

However, Stieghorst said there was no one in the apartment and that Van Iveren had heard a pornographic video Stieghorst had been watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said Van Iveren, according to AP. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother, said he didn't call the police because he doesn't have a phone. However, according to Milawauke Journal Sentinel, Waukesha County Assistant District Attorney Kevin Osborne has a problem with Van Iveren's story, saying, "It's reported that he pounded on the door and kicked it in before the man had a chance to open it. That doesn't appear to have been a reasonable reaction to me." Also, Osborne says that the sounds on the Spanish pornographic DVD, "Casa de Culo," were sounds of consensual sex, not rape.

The charges filed against Van Iveren stem from his unreasonable actions even though Stieghorst believes his neighbor actually thought he was doing the right thing. He further stated that all he cared about was the damage to his property.

Authorities have seized the sword, which Van Heren claims is a family heirloom. If convicted, Van Heren could serve up to 33 months in jail.




poor guy

you bitches need to keep your fuckin mouth shut when you're getting fucked >:0 it's ruining lives everyday
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Old 03-27-07, 02:27 AM   #2
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you bitches need to keep your fuckin mouth shut when you're getting fucked

i was with you until that... no sir.
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Old 03-27-07, 02:33 AM   #3
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i was with you until that... no sir.



True story:

One day I was walking a beautiful woman home and suddenly a pitbull who was raped by a man appeared across the street facing an alternate direction. Me and the beautiful woman backed in between two garbage cans of an ally and to the left of us was a sign that red "WARNING RAPED DOG CAN SMELL A PENIS THROUGH FABRIC, IT DOES NOT DETECT THE SCENT OF A VAGINAL OPENING".He had the ability to smell a penis through fabric and the very scent of a penis drove him crazy because it reminded him of the day his innocense was taken. So a lightbulb went off and I was like ok let me put my dick inside you so the dog won't come near us and she was like ok. I put it in and she did that bullshit "oh" thing and I was like STOP IT. And she was like "okaaay" and ah fuck it im not even gonna finish its gay
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Old 03-27-07, 09:36 AM   #4
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True story:

One day I was walking a beautiful woman home and suddenly a pitbull who was raped by a man appeared across the street facing an alternate direction. Me and the beautiful woman backed in between two garbage cans of an ally and to the left of us was a sign that red "WARNING RAPED DOG CAN SMELL A PENIS THROUGH FABRIC, IT DOES NOT DETECT THE SCENT OF A VAGINAL OPENING".He had the ability to smell a penis through fabric and the very scent of a penis drove him crazy because it reminded him of the day his innocense was taken. So a lightbulb went off and I was like ok let me put my dick inside you so the dog won't come near us and she was like ok. I put it in and she did that bullshit "oh" thing and I was like STOP IT. And she was like "okaaay" and ah fuck it im not even gonna finish its gay

get a fuckin job
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Old 03-27-07, 10:06 AM   #5
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True story:

One day I was walking a beautiful woman home and suddenly a pitbull who was raped by a man appeared across the street facing an alternate direction. Me and the beautiful woman backed in between two garbage cans of an ally and to the left of us was a sign that red "WARNING RAPED DOG CAN SMELL A PENIS THROUGH FABRIC, IT DOES NOT DETECT THE SCENT OF A VAGINAL OPENING".He had the ability to smell a penis through fabric and the very scent of a penis drove him crazy because it reminded him of the day his innocense was taken. So a lightbulb went off and I was like ok let me put my dick inside you so the dog won't come near us and she was like ok. I put it in and she did that bullshit "oh" thing and I was like STOP IT. And she was like "okaaay" and ah fuck it im not even gonna finish its gay




...what the hell indeph.
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Old 03-27-07, 09:22 AM   #6
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^LOL you a crazy mu fucka son
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Old 03-27-07, 01:01 PM   #7
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when im fuckin a girl and she moanin and shit i like that
unless im tryin to keep quiet and dont want nobody to know im fuckin her
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 03-27-07, 01:06 PM   #8
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i love female orgasm noises when im fuckin with a chick
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Old 03-27-07, 03:39 PM   #9
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werd, i love it when they moanin n all that shit

but noOoOOoOoOOoOOooOo, Deph just lays there and duzznt say a werd, smh, nice way to ruin tha moment, shithead

n lmao @ casa de culo, werd
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Old 03-27-07, 10:01 PM   #10
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lmao yea i read this shit in the paper in current events class a month or 2 ago
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Old 03-29-07, 08:42 PM   #11
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Van Iveren, who lives with his mother, said he didn't call the police because he doesn't have a phone. However, according to Milawauke Journal Sentinel, Waukesha County Assistant District Attorney Kevin Osborne has a problem with Van Iveren's story, saying, "It's reported that he pounded on the door and kicked it in before the man had a chance to open it. That doesn't appear to have been a reasonable reaction to me." Also, Osborne says that the sounds on the Spanish pornographic DVD, "Casa de Culo," were sounds of consensual sex, not rape.


Lmao @ that.
Casa de Culo, what a great title.
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Old 03-30-07, 12:29 PM   #12
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mindstate what the fuck are those things in your sig?
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Old 03-30-07, 07:26 PM   #13
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^^drawings of rappers and shit..nah i didnt draw it i just switched up my sig wit some random shit on my cpu
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