So I just got back from the local Chinese restaurant, and i got take out. as soon as i got home i emptied all my pockets and sat down to eat at the computer right here.

i then looked at my bed and saw the money i got back after i payed 20 bucks, my cell phone, and my un-deposited paycheck.

but I didn't see my wallet.

I then filled up with rage and and began screaming uncontrollably like a cave man with the windows open. The construction workers outside stopped to stare and my neighbor came over to see if i had finally gone crazy and murdered my family.

My neighbor asked what's wrong and I said "I THINK I LEFT MY WALLET AT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT AND I KNOW DAMN WELL THOSE FUCKS WOULD KEEP IT".

She says yeah, I begin screaming again and slam the back door in her face saying i gotta go real quick.

Then when I get back to my room I see my wallet on my bed. Turns out it was flipped upside down so the black part was matching my sheets and I couldn't see it. Rofl.

I then shut my windows and signed on RV to post this.

I hope the neighbor isn't mad.

wassup?

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lmfao.

try being legally blind n not seeing shit infront of u like that n trippin, hahaha, werd

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hahaha
im the frowny guy.. but that story STILL made me chuckle

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haha. you guys gonna laugh at a dude's day.

And yeah she mad at me. lol.

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Skullfuck her. In her skull.

Haha, that sucks dude

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That kind of shit always happens to me, except it is the kind of stuff that makes me look more idiotic than you do. For example, just today I lost my car keys, they weren't in my right pocket where they usually are. I was like omfg where could they be, looking around and shit... They were in my left hand the whole time -_-.

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