3o bars, check it . .

"Piece of shit!," as you sit, kicking the flickering box,
yanking on rabbit ears, "It stops here, this is the spot" . .
Turn and say "Move a damn thing, lose a hand",
you`re a man who demands, clear picture and can`t stand . .
Static or snow, the little stuff bothers you,
but you don`t have time to be a repairman, and a father too . .
So what you gotta do, is lose your present tube,
get ready for a better mood, you deserve a better you . .
Think flat plasa screen, inches like your wife`s waist,
you might like that, but every cat has his own taste . .
But whatever it takes, we`re sending you home,
with an entertainment system, you always wanted to own . .
So quick, pick up the phone and dial that number,
whether your local store, or national eight-hundred . .
TV`s meant to relax you not mentally tax you,
let me ask you, how much did you spend on the last tube? . .
Well forget those digits, here`s what I`ll tell you,
you`re living room hell`s through with what I`m going to sell you . .
A little device to make life twice as nice,
no more fiddling and struggling with antennas every night . .
You want clear, crisp picture? You want the best thing?,
You want to stop having battles with the set during West Wing? . .
This dish can handle over 400 channels of shows,
that range from ESPN2 to all 8 HBOs . .
You`d hate to know what our competition`s doing,
using subtle gimmicks and tricks, and basically screwing . .
You out of your hard earned cash, that`s a laugh,
so to get back, we've made have another price slash . .
`Cuz you deserve the best for your television sets,
and with our satellite dish, this is as good as it gets . .

That`s wrd.

lol, good shit simple vocab no word play but still good wit out it tight work

it was all right, lets put it this way, if it came on the radio i wouldent change the station, all true tho got some good humor,
i give it a B-

Thanx Lowd. Good descripts but I don't watch tv. I stay inside my head too much. lol Keep on.

It good *thumbs up*

damn lowd... what the fuck... why do you gotta over kill the shit on a comeback... that just ain't right... you're supposed to come half cocked talkin' about phat ass... ah well... i liked this anyway... welcome back lowd... respect


peace

Figured, I might as well do text in my spare time, to stay sharp off the mind. This piece was inspired by the want to win a topical battle.

Props on the replies, though. Glad to be posting again.

That`s wrd.

Zacccccccccccccckkkkyyyyyy!!
DAMN long time no peep..or speak.
Shh,im only 2 months late, let me just reply real quick.

Shit was mad original, I liked it a lot..good , laid back flow..had me laughin..good imagery also..some of my favorite lines were:

>Think flat plasa screen, inches like your wife`s waist,
you might like that, but every cat has his own taste .

>You want clear, crisp picture? You want the best thing?,
You want to stop having battles with the set during West Wing? . .

heh. you're silly.
Nah but nice drop. Its a treat to see an open mic from you.
Hope you been good, speak to you sometime..
Peep my ish in PS if you ever come back.
Pz baby.

It should have been tighter , , ,cause it was ur comeback , , , , but this drop was aight...........

ya it was good man, flow was good and vocab was decent, it coulda been alot better though.
aight keep spittin and check out my stuff

-OuT-

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lol what tha fuck inspired that topic hahaha

good story tellin skillz son, i think thats what u were goin for eh?