Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

That.. you always gotta go to the bathroom with atleast one other girl with you

because they need to have there "girl talk" about you.

That.. You fuck the first day we meet, and actually expect a phone call
.cause they were either A-not pleased or B- too pleased they needed more.
That.. When you like someone, and know they like you, instead of just fucking them/going out with them (wichever way you roll) ya'll gotta start playing games and shit... and then get mad when the guy gets furstrated and ends up fucking another girl
cause thats a bitch and you fuckign with the wrong hoes. Plus they like to find out alot about you and hw much they can control you/ have you runnign back to them and doing what they say.

That.. If you like me, but we aint going out, and I flirt with another girl ya'll act fucked round me like you pissed...................... but it's ok for you to flirt with any guy.
Again, you fucking with a bitch. Bitches do this. They love to see jealous but dont like to be jealous

That.. You just find it nescasary to tell me your having your period, I aint wanna know that shit.
Is simply so you dont go putting your finger down her pants and getting the shock of your life embarassing both a you. Also so she has an excuse for being a bitch for a week.


That.. When ya'll wear high skirts/low cut shirts/tight pants with a thong, and I come up and say "Damn nice legs/nice tits/nice ass", I just get a slap, like your wearing that shit cuz it makes you feel good bout yourself? HELL NAH, you wearing it cuz you want guys to be noticed, your a fucking skank, and then when they compliment what you want noticed, you bitch slap them!
Bitches still need respect or maybe your just ugly

That.. If i'm dating you, at lunch time, I GOTTA be with your friends, I gotta hang with your friends with you, but you can't come with me, so I can hang with mine.
LOL, thats normal, when i was at high school i was dating girl older than me, so I was cool with it.. made me feel cool

That.. You can give me head.. but won't let me give any back (I only said this cuz in my experiences eating out a girl lead 90% of the time to sex, you just subsitute your penis for you finger when they're not looking, and if they don't yell out "wtf are you doing!" BOOM!"
LMAO, she has STD's.. your saying she will suck your dick,but you cant give her head? hahaha STDS STDS STDS

That.. Your girl friends come and slap your ass as a joke, but when were making out and I grab your ass you tell me not to.
LOL never had that so I have no answer for it.

That.. You find it nescesary to be friends with the guys that happen to be the biggest assholes in the world, and act like assholes with you, and your just like wt/v
jealousy and compition. If they create a position of compitition they think it will make you work harder to be with ehr. again a bitches move

That.. you gotta have a poster of some homo from a soap opera in your locker.. while your dating me, and when i'm around you, still talk with your friends bout how hot they are?
Blah, just a females thing. They dont say it like they going to go fuck him.. they just say it.. maybe they want you to dress the same style or somthing..

That.. When I act sweeat and shit, you all say i'm cute, and then when I act like my regular pimpish self, ya'll say i'm hot? (and by the way, stfu with that ya your cute, or she finds you cute shit, aint no guy wanna hear bout how "cute" he is)
Your lying.

That.. You tell a guy that any girl would be soooo lucky to go out with him, but you won't?
umm what?

That.. When I tell one of the hottest girls in my school about how beautifull I think she is, she's like, nah I aint even pretty, stfu bitch you know damn well your hot, and A LOT of girls do this, pisses me off
They allways stay humble so you say it more. if they were like.. yeh I am woudl you still say it?

That.. A bitch will strip for me on web-cam but not in real life
LMAO, saftey of there own home? you cant touch her?

That..Your friends gotta be the most annoying bitches in the world
LOL, when theres more than 2 girls together and they all freinds they are so fucked up

That.. If your my ex, and i'm dating a girl, you find it nescasary to tell the girl bout all the bad shit i've done
Spite,revenge. bitch

That.. You invite me over to your house, and you like me, but you don't wanna seem forward or shit so I gotta bring a friend? Or we can only hang out if there's other people there? (Not all girls but some)
parants

That.. After I tell you I like you, you gotta start acting all weird around me and shit
She either doesnt like you or she likes you and doesnt want to fuck things up

These are all ones I thought up of over a few days, post some more, and if I agree with them, i'll add them in, feel free to say what you think about this, and answer the questions.