Vin Diesel is my birth mother.

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i think lil Wayne said it best...
Vin Deisel's hoes got hoes

well the one i used wasnt on the site. it is the truth

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Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.

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Dope stuff dope stuff. uhhhUGHGH!

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Lmao @ this shit. This site is dope. I should submit my own fact or something.

lmao, i've heard all these but with different names

No you haven't. You're just trying to look cool.

Unrelated note... the Mr. T one's are sweet too:

Mr. T captured all 150 Pokemon. He keeps them in cages in his van.

Knowing that no human being was good enough for him to bring down the red carpet at the premier of Rocky III, Mr. T brought his pet anaconda as a guest instead. At least that's who onlookers thought he brought. It turns out Mr. T decided to go totally alone. What was thought to be an anaconda at the time actually turned out to be the worst wardrobe malfunctions in red carpet history.

Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

Plus the one in my sig.

werd

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Ahahahah. *dies*

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After Jesus turned water into wine, Mr. T turned that wine into blood and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke settled all that remained was a giant wooden "T" and Jesus knew he was in trouble

ROFLMGAOSJAIFNKKSABLF

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The Bible was written from the inspiration of Vin Diesels one-act play entitled The Word According to Vinny.

Once, when Vin was REALLY hungry, he punched himself back in time just to eat a dinosaur.

Vin Diesel makes onions cry.
^^ ROFL

Vin Diesel kept Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis from growing to full stature.

Vin Diesel was heavily into analogous at one time, but gave it up after finding there was too much brown nosing in the scene

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Vin Diesel can slam a revolving door.

Vin Diesel found the real-life Stargate. He travels through it from time to time just to show the other races out there who's boss.

On Vin's first day of pre-school, he consumed 8 bottles of glue - crazy glue.

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Vin Diesel likes to walk around with his penis pushed back between his legs. He calls it his Vin-gina.

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