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Old 04-06-06, 03:44 PM   #106
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yo mommas foreheads so big.....we hooked a wire to it......and got free xm radio
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Old 04-06-06, 04:06 PM   #107
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YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY.....

that when ever she spread Axe in her direction, everybody ran away!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-06-06, 04:09 PM   #108
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yo mommas so fat.....she went to get a tiger cub tattoo.......and the shit came out lookin' like a saber tooth
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Old 04-06-06, 04:12 PM   #109
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Your momma so fat, japanese people point at her, scream and run!
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Old 04-06-06, 04:19 PM   #110
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YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY!!!............

that when she drives, all the lights turn green so nobody has a chance to look at her!!!!!!!
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Old 04-06-06, 04:19 PM   #111
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yo mommas so fat.....she jumped in a pool......and new orleans got flooded again
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Old 04-06-06, 05:46 PM   #112
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lmao at G's joke.........yo watch yo momma, it's on mtv in 30 minutes foo's!

yo momma is so ugly.......she has a lifetime membership to plastic surgery
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Old 04-06-06, 06:02 PM   #113
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yo momma so stupid, they asked sex? in her application she check m, f, and wrote....
.....i also do it wensdays as well


Rofl The Funniest One So Far
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Old 04-06-06, 06:14 PM   #114
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yo momma's so ugly.......she tried to put on glasses.....and they smacked her!
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Old 04-06-06, 10:04 PM   #115
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yo mommas so skinny.........i tapped her.....and broke her pancreas
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Old 04-06-06, 10:23 PM   #116
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Yo momma is so stupid i asked what she does for a living and said......breathe!
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Old 04-06-06, 10:25 PM   #117
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yo mommas so gay.....i gave her a dildo and she fucked her husband wit it
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Old 04-06-06, 10:26 PM   #118
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yo momma so stupid, i asked her if she knew pharell from the nepunes, she said " i only know people from earth"
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Old 04-06-06, 10:30 PM   #119
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yo mommas eyebrows are so thick......she fell face first....and bounced back
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Old 04-06-06, 10:36 PM   #120
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yo momma is so stupid i told her to turn on her tv and she started to rub on her titties and biting her lips
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