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Old 08-12-06, 01:15 AM   #1
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Don't EVER sit on the front row at a live Comedy show...lol

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I've been to two live Comedy shows, one with Paul Mooney and the other with some cat who was on Def. Comedy Jam back in the day...Both times they flamed me

lol

Paul Mooney was like "Look at this brotha...look like he got hemmrhoids...lol He was like "Lighten up man, make ya ass feel alot better"

Then, he started flamin my boy Rahj, who had on green contacts at the time...He was like "Who is this black Hebrew Demon lookin child"

lol

Then, when I was at the show with the guy from Comedy jam, he was like "Look at this guy here, sittin by himself." Then, he said, "Where ya girl at man?" The audience cracked up...Then he was like "Well, we know he has the safest sex of all." LOL


O man...It's funny tho...When they're crackin on u, u don't feel bad at all...It's jus funny...

Though, I was tempted to crack back on the guy from Def. Comedy Jam.

I wisely decided against it.


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Old 08-12-06, 01:19 AM   #2
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yea if you'd a cracked back...he would of roasted yo ass like a mothafucka i bet...hahaha
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Old 08-12-06, 01:29 AM   #3
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lmao. i dare a comedian to crack on me haha. i'd just pee on him after the show ^_^
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Old 08-12-06, 01:34 AM   #4
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lol, i definitely feel you. i've only been to one Comedy Show, and i sat in the front row. but it was 2 dudes. first guy was this fatass white dude and he said somethin about how he lost 80 some pounds and everybody clapped and i just sat there, and he was like "look at this dude in the black hat, he's just sitting there like 'yeah nice job fatass now just 80 more to go.' thank you, you are my motivation"...

haha, but then the second guy was some guy from Diddy's Bad Boys of Comedy, and he was funny as hell... and he pointed me out since i was on the front row and asked me what time it was so he could know how much longer he had and i told him and he was like "look at this white dude sittin there... blacker than my black ass!"... haha, so i def. feel you.
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Old 08-12-06, 01:47 AM   #5
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LMAO @ that man hittin the nail on the head
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Old 08-12-06, 01:48 AM   #6
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yall ever seen anyone get booooed offa stage?.....if so then you know how FUCKIN FUNNY THAT IS...

omg...that was the funniest shit i ever seen in my life
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Old 08-12-06, 01:48 AM   #7
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I thought u were gonna tell me u saw Gallagher perform or sumthin
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Old 08-12-06, 01:48 AM   #8
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you should of told him that you where gay when he asked "where your girl at"

would of fucking pwned that comdian.
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lmao, dam that's gotta suck...paul mooney was mad funny on chappelles show
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Old 08-12-06, 09:36 AM   #10
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yea, paul moonys a funny ass dude.
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Old 08-12-06, 11:02 AM   #11
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...... "look at this dude in the black hat, he's just sitting there like 'yeah nice job fatass now just 80 more to go.' thank you, you are my motivation"...

LMAO.....that's some funny shit.

I need to get to a comedy club or some shit. I need a good laugh....
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