I got this in an email..
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking

>for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least
> romantic second line:
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>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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>I thought that I could love no other
>Until, that is, I met your brother.
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>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
>and so is your head.
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>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face
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>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
>This describes everything you are not
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>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face
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>I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life
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>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming
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>My love, you take my breath away.
>But what have you stepped in to smell this way?
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>My feelings for you no words can tell,
>Except for maybe "go to hell"
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>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Now do you guys have any rhymes?
I do..

This Girl Is Wonderful, She Is My Reason To Brag..
But When We Hit The Sack She Needs A Paper Bag..

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