Now, before you think that I'ma religious preacher, I want you to hear me out. I am one crazy bitch who thinks about crazy things, I won't give you examples because you might think me even stranger.

But I'm going off topic. Basically, what's on my mind at the moment is the anti-christ.

Why can't the dude be a girl?

I mean c'mon. Even though there's no evidence beside the fact that God is called "Lord" instead of "Lady", all spiritual beings are male. Jesus, the Holy Spirit, even Satan's got a penis. I've never even heard of a female angel!

Why can't someone be female, even if she has to play the part of damning a lot of folks to hell? Does anyone feel me, or do y'all just think I'm looney?

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