alter ego - none

WELL... I see a lot of people trying to be like me, and talk like a pirate... and theyre WACK at it... so here I am putting in a great contribution to the site...

here is... the GANGSTA TO PIRATE TRANSLATOR!

Gangstah ------ Pirate
fo'ties --------- bottles o' rum
bling bling------ booty
Yo! ------------Avast!
Homey -------- Matey
Bee-atch ------Scurvey dog
Pop a cap in yo ass ----------- Make you walk the plank
Word --------- Arrrrrrrrr
Beat down ---- Keel haul
Wack MC ------Land lubber
Playah -------- Swashbuckler
Mack Daddy --- Cap'n
Jacking --------Plundering
Rap -----------Sea Shanties
The joint ------The brig
Crew --------- Crew
SHIT!--------- Blimey!
Fuck that! ---- Shiver me timbers!
Bro------------ Me hearty


theres a lot more but thats the basics... Im not gonna give away my whole pirate vocabulary.

youve gotta string em together like so:

SHIT! yo, bro, this rap sucks... fuck that, lets throw them gansgtas out the joint n' jack they bling.

would be

Blimey! arr.. These sea shanties belong at the bottom o' davies locker! Shiver me timbers! Lets toss them pirates offa the brig, en' plunder their booty!


NA'MEAN?

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