Most likely to succeed: Calam
Valedictorian: Da Vinci
Most likely to end up in jail: Cannibal Fetus, eating babies will leave you there...
Most Envied: strobe
The Jockey: Carson I guess, he rides horses and shit
The Jock Captain: errrm, Nos?
The Gothic: For$aken
The bi-sexual: VP
The best dressed: Calam, lol I seen that pic
The most witty:
The Biggest slack off: Cprog
The Geek: Parralel
The Hoe: will a peer? I dunno
The Bully: Mimesis
The Class Clown: Lotty
The Wigger: Effect
The Jocks: TC Represent bia
The Dopest'est Englishman: distilled

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