WELL... This morning I was sleepin... It was like... 6:45 or some shit. I was just wearin my boxers, so no shirt. And then I felt some wierd shit on my torso... So I felt there to see what it was and IT MOVED... SO I got up quick and saw a fuckin cockroach zoom away across the floor... It was fuckin disgusting cos I had no shirt on.. so I had death and sewers on me..

20 minutes later, after following the damn hiding bastard around everywhere I finally got him... With a cooking dish I threw from the other side of the room.. word..

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