man, yall are retarded. i havent messed with my own peepee in years. when im not even with a chick its not needed. its not like i have to fucking get off all the time to be cool. wow. hey guys, check me out. i masturbate more than you blink per day...bwahahaha! shit isnt something to be proud about. get over the fact that you grew a penis and some hairs down there a few years ago and forget the fascination!