Intro


Word. I’m back at this shit and firstly I apologise for not doing a Magazine last week, I had shit to do. But now I’m back and I will have your weekly instalment done each week by Tuesday at the latest. Now, onto business.

First let’s take a quick look at last week’s Championship Battle. I believe that the one dude I said to watch out for was Apotropaic, and now he is the Champion, can I predict shit or what. A good battle in its own right, I thought Apostrophe could’ve come better, maybe now he will learn.
The Contendership Battle was cool, pitting former Tag Team partners Vaskez and DTH against each other. Vaskez brought another dose of hard hitting punchlines and took the win, he is definitely one of the high contenders for the title in this league at the moment.

Other highlights were one, seeing Fraud in the Top 16, because honestly I have never rated him that high, but I’m starting to give him props because he is collecting wins, and not to mention he beat Fux last week which shocked me off my fucking seat.
I also laughed at Spektikul’s battle, he brought another half-ass corny bar and should’ve lost. But then Blaze, if you can’t remember to stick to the rules then you can’t really bitch about being DQ’ed.
We also got to laugh at some wack punches which I will address further into the magazine, and a really funny stretched battle between Status and Menace. Overall, a lot of shit that was amusing to see.

All in all, it was an average week, some real nice battles to see, but still the no-shows are happening and that is gay. It’s one bar people……2 LINES, it ain’t like your scripting an essay or something.

If you can’t manage 2 lines then you’re retarded…



…Like Daubs thinking his Fake ID looks cool.