Originally Posted by One Man Band

This thread is so wierd... but yo...

I hate the ones where you havent done a shit for like 3 days, so the air gets into your asshole sometimes, must be during farts or something, and hardens the bottom of the shit into a rock-hard, stone-like mass. So when you do eventually shit, that tears the asshole, causing much pain. Then straight after that, a whole lot of moist shit rushes out and burns your asshole... fuck those ones.