Seeing the ghetto test, I decided to make my own. See if YOU are Dr. Seuss....

1.) You name your balls Thing 1 and Thing 2. [5 points]
2.) Red Fish Blue Fish. [16 points]
3.) You've worn thirteen tophats and a cat costume, ran into some random kid's house, let out two grizzly bears from their cages and screamed 'IT'S TIME FOR FUN! Please don't call the po-po's'. [10 points. +5 if you were naked except for the hats.]
4.) You invited your friends to hop on pop. While wearing cleats. [5 points]
5.) You go into a beserk rage when you see a man name Sam eating chicken.[10 points]
6.) You HAVE eaten in a box with a fox. [2 points]
7.) You have written a rap that includes 'trespassing to play with children, unleashing my Things in a whirlwind' in the lyrics sixteen times randomly throughout the verses. [2 points]
8.) You journeyed through the House of Unbathed Humans, the Den of Lions, The Forest of Lemon Lollipops, and Plateau of Hell just to get some puntang. [10 points.]
9.) When the children's parents came home, you attempted to clean the house in lightning speed. You ended up tripping and smashing your head into a glass coffee table. [10 points. +5 points if you shook it off, clawed your hands and screamed 'I are Zoro'.]
10.) You don't believe in ghosts but you believe an animated cat stares at you from your bedroom window when you sleep. [5 points]
11.) You demanded Green Eggs and Ham from a chinese restaurant. They said they didn't have any, so you told them that you wouldn't have to put up with this if you hadn't traded all your worldly possessions for a copy of Cat in the Hat. [9 points. Take away fifteen points if you are Socrates.]
12.) You were expelled from school for choking someone with a Dr. Seuss keychain because he said that he doesn't like tophats. [2 points]
13.) You believe Dr. Seuss' ABC should be taught to poor kids in Africa. [2 points.]

-15 - You are Socrates.
0-100 You are Satan.
101- You are Crazy Hades. And Dr. Seuss.