I've always felt that I could write/create skits as funny as Mad TV or SNL--i.e., for those who find those shows funny.

So, here are a few ideas for skits I came up with.


Skit 1:

A spoof of Tyra Banks' "America's Next Top Model"...Have "Tyra" come in the house with the girls and act like a pimp like, "Hoe, where's my money"...She'd be slappin chicks around and just clownin on all of them...Then, when one of the aspiring models says something out of turn, "Tyra" orders the other chicks to throw her out the window or something outrageous.


Skit 2:

There's a mattress called the Tempur-Pedic mattress that uses so-called Space-age technology. Supposedly, this material form fits to your body, but won't transfer motion because it doesn't use traditional springs. In the real commercial for it, they claim that now your "partner" can get a sound night's sleep because even if you move around, it won't disturb them.

Well, for a skit, I'd spoof that commercial and bill it as the "Adulterer's Mattress"...Basically, the skit would suggest that with this mattress, you can cheat on your wife or hubby in the same bed and your spouse would never know.


Skit 3:


Spoof a rap video...I think the only thing that'll persuade people that "bling bling" and overt sexuality in rap is boring is to satire it, making the people who perpetrate it seem ridiculous...

So, I'd have a video with like 90 year old women walkin by in thongs, in that typical slow-motion editing...

I'd have the lead rapper in full medieval body armor...How much more bling can you rock than that?

I'd have rappers humping tree stumps...ANYTHING to show how absurd flaunting sex in a rap video has become




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