So I'm chillin' downstairs, minding my own business when I realize that I left my phone upstairs in my room. I go up to get it, and open the door to my bedroom, only to see my fucking little brother laying on my bed with his fucking pants down jackin' it, then pulls the covers up really fast to try to play off the obvious. I don't know what's worse right now, witnessing what I just witnessed or the fact that he was in my fucking bed. Now I gotta burn my fucking sheets...What a little faggot

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