I smoked weed with my homies and forgot how to talk one time. I was jumping around the garage like a caveman and makin beeping noises. When I used to smoke I always wore sunglasses. It makes you feel like your in another time zone or movie. And I'd always have some random inventions. Car Door knobs. Like the ones for your house door just on your car. I called my homie at work and told hi to quit his job cuz i was gonna make us rich. I was gonna sell the idea to Ford and make millions. Then the weed wore off. I wanted my own show. High Times at 9. I'd get stonned and just do whatever I wanted. Not FCC approved though. Also thought I could be a marathon runner but lacked the motivation once we got to the door to run around the block. Oh and play "Black" when your high. I thought I was saving the world.

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