My girlfriend and I were getting married.
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was
the Bride's Maid. She was a very beautiful and sexy
woman. She sometimes flirted me, and it made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over to
check the invitations.
So I went. She was home alone, and when I arrived she
whispered into my ear that she wanted to make love to
me before I married her best friend.
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So she said, "I'll go upstairs to the bedroom, if
you're up for it, just come and get me."
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and
went to the front door... I opened it and stepped
outside.
There was my Bride-to-be with tears in her eyes, she
hugged me and said, "I'm so happy, you have passed my
test. I couldn't have asked for a better man to marry."
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in the car.

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